In sports they say if youβre glad your opponent is doing something then theyβre doing something wrongβ¦
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Rapidly moving up my pet peeve power rankings - Restaurants and coffee shops that prioritize fulfilling mobile orders over the people in store and waiting in line.
I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!
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βI canβt believe you think I should take accountability for my own actions.β
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Johnny Utah dominated USC in the Rose Bowl before he injured his knee. He later went on to join the FBI.
Buckeye Legend.
π¨#BREAKING: Trump declares Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed will "have to go through a metal detector" before being allowed into the U.S. Senate.
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Women always need scalding hot showers because they yearn to be burned at the stake.

















