Always substitute brown butter for oil in every recipe, every time.

A lot of new people here, thanks to a friend who will remain nameless (he’s been tagged enough), this is me. I rarely wear shoes, bad at golf, mayor of my neighborhood, the king of White Claw, saved by Christ, husband, father of 2 under 10, and I used to cool things a million years ago.

Texas Tech QB Tommy Castellanos was just breathalyzed in the locker room after the first quarter and blew a 0.32.

I'm not a boomer. I am a Gen X that would drop you with 1 punch to that gorilla face if yours.

Don’t look at my eye bags

Most don't know Jim Norton has been married before. Here he is with his ex-wife

Imagine if she was pretty

Some will say this is AI

and this is exactly why your argument is worthless. the second you couldn’t defend what you said, you switched to a smug personal jab. weak as fuck, retard

I could sell your cock so hard