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@Khaletty

•Pasta free menu •Translates building plans into dollars😊

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Joined March 2017
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These are tog normal!! Yes, all of them😭 Also, my years and months aren’t in a straight line 🌚
Yetunde Omobolanle✨ (@Divayetty1) profile pictureYetunde Omobolanle✨@Divayetty118h
Things I thought everyone experienced until I found out I was neurodivergent:
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Indeni koBahamas yeni maara shaa ike mwa ka ninga eembwiti, atu mwiifana ko mohiya🌚🤭
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Twitter for Oshikwanyama high level, “oshipando” oshike nomolwashike shafimana mofyuululwaakalo wOvakwanyama?
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😭😭😭
yaShipila🇳🇦 (@yaShipila_n) profile pictureyaShipila🇳🇦@yaShipila_n23h
Taku ti Moshilongo mwalandwa omakaspeli
Image from yaShipila🇳🇦 (@yaShipila_n)
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Me??? To work for a parastatal again??? Shapo I don’t have a choice! Never again 😭😭 I’m glad I experienced this early vakwetu.
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My friend crashing out over black tax bc she’s looking after her 2 little siblings. She asked me “ do you even go through it like this?” Me?? I have 4 parents and over 20 siblings that need my help abeg😫😫
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I’m mad bc none of my people refer to our town as “oshilongo” anymore 😭😭 aargh Mxxxm
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Last Thursday I was strongly craving that funny foul smell for RICE THAT’S ABOUT TO SPOIL😭 Sunday I badly wanted to smell wet thatched roof and today I want to smell rust😭 somebody said I must check my magnesium (bc of my other additional symptoms combined)🥹
✨Alex✨💳 (@AlexxLiive) profile picture✨Alex✨💳
@AlexxLiiveOct 30
Anyone else has weird crazy cravings out of nowhere??
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😭😭😭
JJ (@jobsmokoena) profile pictureJJ@jobsmokoenaOct 27
Replying to @destinyzee
That's true, I think someone at my bank is sharing my account with my creditors, everytime I withdraw over 100 rand I get a calls reminding me how much I owe
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Speaking things into existence!!! Even as a joke😂 I attended SOE GAMES this year and I jokingly said “I’ll have to dodge work for mining expo next month bc soon I’ll be in that industry by end of this year! I’ll change industries like I want”.
Mizan Ahmed (@29mi54) profile pictureMizan Ahmed
@29mi54Oct 25
What is your super power💪?
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Was really joking, wasn’t gonna attend until my friend forced me to meet her there coz “been 3 years friend, please come say hi”. Dodged work just to go see her coz they were traveling back same day. Told her I’ll be with you for 2 minutes, the rest I’ll be with my employer🌚
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All went well, my favorite company was there. Afterwards, I posted a picture on my WhatsApp status ticking off SOE GAMES & Mining Expo jokingly then went further to say “see you at Intermine games bc I’ll be there!!” I was joking guys🤭🤭🤭 but well, here we’re today😂
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Maara kids😭😭😭
Blissful✨ (@just_Enhle07) profile pictureBlissful✨
@just_Enhle07Oct 25
I’m babysitting my brother’s kids, and they are so cute😭😭 I taught them that they should communicate whenever there is a problem. Now, every time they argue I hear them saying “Can I communicate with you?”😭😭😭😭✋🏿
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First in my bloodline to see someone turning down an offer bc “it’s too much money for someone their age😭😭😭😭
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Ooh God😭
Kennedy Kandiwapa  (@toti_keed) profile pictureKennedy Kandiwapa @toti_keedOct 20
The problem comes when the wife wants to claim everything including livestock. We helped uplift our relatives, just for a random stranger to come claim everything he sweated for,!
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I find this guy funny so I always repost his videos (before I joined the company) and this other “manager” used to catch. She once asked me about those videos 😂😂 You should go and listen what he says about MANAGERS 🌚🌚
Twapewaaaa (@Twappsssssss) profile pictureTwapewaaaa@TwappsssssssOct 19
Do you actually believe in excluding your colleagues from seeing your status?🥲
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Yhoooh😭
BigMama💋 (@Kikiii________) profile pictureBigMama💋
@Kikiii________Oct 19
I know. I’d be angry at the world & hating on random women too if I woke up looking like this everyday with a failed Tshirt business😔. The brain & face don’t carry no beauty in em. Empty & declining just like your pockets 💔
Image from BigMama💋 (@Kikiii________)
Image from BigMama💋 (@Kikiii________)
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Ondjongo nee pamwe?😭😭
Dem Blue (@elnashiq) profile pictureDem Blue@elnashiqOct 13
Replying to @ItulaNakashimba
Kateta kokutsi, let it eat it up. ( Put it in its food).
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Epilepsy??? Oshipwiilila??
Anita_K (@queenkrone) profile pictureAnita_K@queenkroneOct 10
Replying to @grootman_NAM1
Just investigate and analyze all the different causes. Hunger (low sugar) is also a cause.
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Currently going through my Foschini digital receipt and there’s an item I don’t recognize 😭😭 what? I didn’t buy a cardigan me🥹 nda rob’wa ngoo mbela
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