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satirical muse account - Jason Kidd is a terrorist - bong maker by trade - endorsed by @mcuban #firenico #allfortx #texashockey

Hell, MI
Joined February 2024
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Klay Thompson on if he thinks he will be a mav next season - “I came here to play with luka, will he be here next season?”
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Cooper Flagg when he was asked what food he was ordering - “Im not gonna say anything. I saw what yall did to the last guy that liked to eat.”
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Each face you look at in this photo is funnier than the one before
the daniel gafford three in four parts
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Homie has ZERO faith
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They finding out quick
Biggest #Wizards takeaway five games in: Anthony Davis has been a problem. He’s rebounding + blocking shots at the lowest rate of his career while he’s taking the most shots of his career (at a career low efficiency). This version of AD adds very little value towards winning.
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When you can basically tackle someone all game with no repercussions then yeah they’ll look good on defense. And before you bring that predictable ass Lu Dort response just save it lmao
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I thought “high-fives” were not fouls anymore?
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Utah Jazz GM - “Well… It looks like we have to tank again”
Utah Jazz star Jaren Jackson Jr. has sustained a torn MCL in his right knee and will be sidelined for 6-to-8 weeks, sources tell me and @BannedMacMahon. Jackson will not require surgery.
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JAY Z is the half time act of the superbowl
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I did a proper and professional analysis of Michael Wilbons face in reaction to being told he hates Luka by his co host Tony Kornheiser. I felt I was pretty spot on. #TGK #LakeShow #MFFL #luka
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FishMuse 32 lb blue on grapevine lake
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I have good luck when i tolo on the water @1053SS @rjchoppy
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Yet another reminder 90% of MavsFC doesn’t know shit about basketball
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✍️ A couple of players seemed to forget that the Mavs are a passing team now Instead of trying that again next game, maybe the solution is benching the players who haven’t bought in on the passing first, team first culture Column @mavsmoneyball Link in comments
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HAHAHAHA BYE BITCH
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