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These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: https://nitter.cf/t.co/yUBZSIvEoi

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What do aliens eat for dinner? Stars.
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Why did the witch walk into a wall Because she was talking to someone
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How many cats in the treasure chest? A: 23 B: 4 C: 176
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WHAT DO BABYS WANT FOR CHISTMAS ALL THEY TEETH
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Why did the pirate go to the shop? Because he liked shopping
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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Who Doctor Who who? Doctor who is a poo bum!
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Q:what would disney channel be without disney? A:just a channel.
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Why did the man bring extra pants to the baseball game? In case his pants got stupid.
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What do you call a camel with 3 humps? A. Private
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What has 8 legs and a grandpa head? An octopus grandpa!
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Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl do a wee? Because it was a silent wee.
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Q=What do you call a guy who always needs a pee A=Pee man
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What does a news reporter say in shark world? Breaking sharks.
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What do aliens eat for dinner? Stars.
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Knock knock Who’s there? Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay who? Gordon Ramsay professional chef!!
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help doctor i think i'm a curtain dont talk to me
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why did the one eye dinosaur have one eye because he had one eye
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There was WOMAN WHO WANTED A BEEF KEBAB AND THE GIRL GOT HER A CARTOON OF MILK AND A CHICKEN KEBAB LOL
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A man goes to a shop and spends one hour in the shop. Eventually he comes outt and his mate asks where have u been all this time. Oh sorry said the man I was using the toilet
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someone is selling apples and you ask him, how fresh are these apples, and he says about as fresh as you, and you say I don't want none.
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