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Joined September 2011
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Can someone explain why Kenya is paying Bayern €5m to play a friendly in their country? That‘s absolutely mad money for a friendly. What do they hope to gain from this?
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Most awaited world events;Return of Jesus;Peace in the middle East;The fall of William Ruto.Confirmation of the existence of Aliens.
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Bayern will earn Ksh723.4m to play in Kenya to a point they are saying “for that kind of money, you have to do it”. Assuming Ajax will earn close to that, Kenya could spend well above Ksh1.5b to host the two teams in Kenya on Jan 5.
Bayern will receive €5m for the trip to Nairobi, Kenya to play a friendly against Ajax on January 5th. Vincent Kompany approved the trip, which was then handled by Marketing and sales director Rouven Kasper. 'For that kind of money, you have to do it', it was said at Säbener Straße [@mano_bonke]
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𝙄𝙣𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙮𝙖 🏟️ A special match to kick off the new year: FC Bayern travels to Nairobi on January 5, 2027, and will face Ajax Amsterdam as part of the ceremonial opening of the new national stadium, Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City. 🔗 fc.bayern/jasu
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Congratulations brother, totally deserved
A quick message on what it means to me personally to win the Ballon d’Or!! 🙌🏆
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing girlfriends can improve your life.
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1200 Letters -Franco
Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.
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Ulimanage?
Another day to remind you fellas to avoid women with high libido. Unaitishwa round 6 in one night the hell is that 😭
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Kinara retweeted
Unasema nini, he was fighting with form two kids of Butere girls last year
Lakini rais kupigania kufungua soko ni crazy 😂
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HERE IS THE WINNER! SEVEN BALLON D’OR FOR LIONEL MESSI! #ballondor
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BREAKING: Jason Wilcox has departed from Manchester United training ground, however the question still looms, is Michael Carrick still in his job? 🚨
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes, 27th at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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Kinara retweeted
University strike to continue after staff unions rejected the government’s Sh11.9 billion offer for the 2025–2029 CBA, which translates to an estimated 3% basic salary increase. UASU says the strike will intensify until its demands are addressed
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Kinara retweeted
Gonna be hilarious when it’s October/November and United fans realise this dude is a slug that can’t start for them. Mobility of a granny and the physicality of a 12 year old. Andrey Santos combined with this just makes me feel confident they won’t challenge next season.
☎️ When Manchester United call, you don't think twice.
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Hii Generation yenu, eveey girl is taken and every man is single. Yet the population of women is more than men.🤣🤣 Math is not mathing.
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BREAKING: Ryan Giggs will assume first-team responsibility at #mufc until a permanent manager is appointed. More: bit.ly/1jugGGs
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Hii hasira yote ya @WilliamsRuto ni juu watu walikula pesa yake. Nilisema hapa Nairobi ma yengs hukula pesa zetu na hatusumbuani hata after Jonte flani kupewa vitu. Inauma but inabidi uzoee. At this rate tutatoa Paybill number turudishie huyu jamaa pesa yake aache kulialia.
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William Ruto steals public money and donates PART of it to the churches and the poor. Churches in Kenya are very corrupt unlike Muslims.
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.@elonmusk want to buy a football club? Saving @ManUtd is a harder challenge than landing rockets and flying cars
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Oburu Odinga: Ruto is innocent, and I am willing to testify in his defense at the ICC #CitizenWeekend
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