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Kapsumbai
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Sahii sharp boys wa Eldoret wanastroke their expensive liquor kwa chupa za KC ginger na Konyagi na wanakaakaribu na mlango ya club.They are leaving nothing to chance.
Sasa Kasee utajinunulia pampers na lipstick ama utanunua tickets?
Ukisema Wantam kwa game ya Ajax na Bayern FC next year kando yangu one of us ataenda jela. We have entertained washenzi for far too long.
That same year ndio ya election but instead of waiting for elections you just want to destroy everything even the vibes of the people attending a game. What nonsense is this kusema ukweli? Why are we allowing bitter people to even spoil our game just to please their master Gachagua?
Next year ata ticket zinafaa kuuzwa 10k😏 Nobody would pay 10k to hear wantam or tutam chants kwa game!
Welcome to our beautiful country,This is Called Ngong road,a major highway leading to the Stadium.
Bayern will receive €5m for the trip to Nairobi, Kenya to play a friendly against Ajax on January 5th. Vincent Kompany approved the trip, which was then handled by Marketing and sales director Rouven Kasper. 'For that kind of money, you have to do it', it was said at Säbener Straße [@mano_bonke]
Musichana aliwacha thong kwa bag yangu nikaenda nayo ushagoo,kumbe nikipangua mzigo ikaanguka kwa sitting room.Nilirudi jioni nikapata shosho akiambia my younger sister vile mchwa za Nairobi ni hatari zimekula suruali za Png'etich ikabaki Kamba kadogo.
Ni kama Stabex imeingia hizi logistics zingine pia.The son of Sarah must be having a serious beef with poverty. 'Chang Barak' in Nandi means There's a lot at the Top.
Mimi tukiongea halafu niskie ukitumia the word 'manade' najua uko Facebook and I should expect less from you
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Lakini Survival Math ya Eldoret achana nayo
I have just remembered at time like this last year I had an assignment in Eldoret and I was staying in an Airbnb. On day 2, Supper time came and I decided to step out to see what I could get after a long tedious day.
I found a watchman manning the building outside the gate standing. I said hi to him and he responded warmingly.
Immediately I noticed accent ni ya mouth. I went on to ask him in Kalenjin if there was a restaurant nearby that offers local meals. I was craving ugali matumbo. He said yes and offered to show me the place. It was just about 200 metres away.
Next to the apartment there was a kinda 3 star hotel and warned me not to go there. He told me tea is 200 bob. Ground that is very expensive na kuna local ya 30-50bob😄. In his expression, I knew he was from the tribe that largerly occupies view point
We arrived at the the joint and he told me he will be sitted at the back near the door to watch news. I sat near the counter cause it was a bit cold. I orded ugali, matumbo and of course TEA guys to keep me warm.
I then told the waiter to go ask the man what he will take. The waiter came back told me smilingly he has said he wil have Ugali+Fry, and tea. However, since he had taken his supper, he will take tea and chapati, but the Ugali+Fry be carried forward to tomorrow 😄. Sharp man
I nodded to him at the back with sawa. Ate, paid and went back to the Airbnb. The rest of the days I spent there man gave me huge smiles each time I walked in jioni. Hesabu ya watu wa Eldoret achana nayo
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Before you start complaining about your situation, spare a few seconds to watch this young lady who operates a mkokoteni. She has named the donkey after Sifuna, saying she is inspired by Omwami. She is hardworking, and you can tell she has a good heart. Yesterday, she was empowered by @shikshaarora_, courtesy of @StanbicKE.
Despite her circumstances, she dreams of becoming a lawyer. This story is heartbreaking and inspiring at the same time. Uplifting one life at a time. Brayo the Biker was her destiny connector. May the world be kind to her & ease the burden.
