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I’m just here for the rational and well articulated conversation. Just in case: JustAnotherHookerInDC on IG

On Elon’s Jet
Joined May 2007
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Now in my mid 40s my wife thinks my obsession with the bathroom scales if because I'm trying to be lean and healthy. What she doesn't know is I really enjoy seeing how much my morning shits weigh by checking before and after.
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being a sports fan is so fun until you have to watch your team play
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Last year, my son, Teller, was born prematurely. His life was saved by the team at Sisters Buffalo. To the nurses and doctors, thank you for everything. @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/alex-t…
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Sean Duffy's son in law owns the AI company responsible for this FAA disaster yall 🙄
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#AllCaps could use a little of this right now.
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Praise God ! And forget he allowed the accident
UPDATE! All passengers have been accounted for! Praise God! 
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You could write a “We Didn’t Start the Fire” version from just the last 24 hours.
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A bunch of “fake it til you make it” guys fake it until they break it — science, health, warfighting, air travel…
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BREAKING: Literally everything
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As a big 'monitor the situation' guy, there are currently way too many situations to monitor.
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Some personal news: Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft. Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!
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Can someone remind me if we ever saw any episodes of that reality show that @SecDuffy spent his summer working on? Asking for anyone who’s in an airport or on an airplane right now…
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i hate getting into the shower i LOVE being in the shower and i HATE getting out of the shower
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you guys ever see how small children dance before they’re old enough to have been influenced by trends? it’s moshing. they’re moshing. the children yearn for the pit
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Our entire economy is riding on men who think the stripper is in love with them
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When Trump dies I want Obama to tell us. Just like he did when Osama Bin Laden was killed.
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Jensen Huang was a fool. Now he’s exposed Donald Trump’s network of them : Exactly nobody should be surprised to hear that Donald Trump has terrible judgment. And exactly nobody should be surprised that, even when proven to have been dangerously wrong (see: the Iran war), he digs his heels in. ift.tt/oQGTX9W
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lately there has been too many days in a row
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Raskin: Somebody should tell Todd Blanche and his team to get a Supreme Court decision called Steffel v. Thompson, which says it’s legally actionable to bring an injunction action against the government if the government is trying to scare you out of exercising your First Amendment rights and your constitutional rights. In our case, it’s not just that these members were exercising their constitutional rights; they were exercising their constitutional duties. We have a duty, as the Article I preeminent branch of government, to conduct oversight operations of the entire government, as well as the economy and other things happening in society.
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wow -- CNN broadcast footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone in his entourage started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
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