Jay Kendall

Hi @LarssonJennings - I bought a watch for my wife and one of the hands fell off. Now we’re being asked to pay for repair - even though it’s under warranty. What’s up?

So beautiful! And amazing how you can devote all this time to Christmas when children are locked up, away from their families, because of your husband’s racist policies. Happy holidays!

Maybe if the cruise ship was not like a massive floating block of flats, riddled with norovirus and unexplained deaths. And would be cool if the ship didn’t leak shit into the sea and emit thousands of tonnes of CO2 while burning dirty diesel.

“Poop a computer” - daughter’s latest wisdom. Quite fun to say. Try it. Now. Out loud. Once more. And again. What do you think?

I overestimate how much work I can do and underestimate how much procrastinate I can do.

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