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If people just laughed and pointed at trump whenever he appeared, he would fucking explode.
It's that fucking simple.
Can you imagine it? Donald J Knobtickler goes to bed wearing his tie.
That's it, though.
Just
The
Tie.
Statement from the World Wildlife Fund, just now...
"We expect to see the 'Common Magat', also known as 'Trumpmuppetus Idioticus', join our list of endangered species."
"If things go very badly tonight, we could easily witness a mass-extinction event."
Oh, my. 馃槒
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Important things to remember:
- This is intimidation. Don鈥檛 let it stop you from going in to vote.
- If one of these clowns tries to stop you from voting, or influence your vote, tell a poll worker and immediately call the police. It is heavily illegal for someone to try and disrupt your vote at a polling place and they will be arrested.
- Anyone you know who鈥檚 afraid to go vote because of these people, do everything in your power to convince them to vote anyway. Hell, offer to go with them to show them it鈥檚 okay.
- Most importantly, GO VOTE.
The Tangerine Tittytickler told his magat minions another monstrous lie:
"I wrote the complete works of William Shakespeare."
Magat minions:
"Who the fuck is William Shakespeare, Sir?"
Voting venues are now opening on the east coast. You all know the assignment...
MAKE THE TANGERINE TODDLER SEETHE.
Ready, steady... G-O-O-O
The Tangerine Tittytwister, tomorrow...
"I accept the results. We were beaten badly, badlier than anyone ever even thought possible."
Hope springs eternal. 馃き
New York city cannot function without the omnipresent JD.
Let's hear it for JD. "Okay," we reply...
"FUCK OFF, JD!!"
The Deteriorating Dipshit...
-- "I know flagpoles, but I know pipes better. I collect pipes. I have the best pipe collection. Nobody knows pipes better than me."
Trump sat opposite a sweet 6yr old girl, to play her at chess.
The Tangerine Assthrottler, who was playing with the white pieces, opened with...
"Did you bring the dice, kid?"
William Hill (English bookmakers) latest odds.
Democrats control House
97.1%
Democrats control Senate
77.7%
We honourable citizens of Liverpool, England, have already shit our pants through worrying about the results.
If you win both chambers, we promise to take them off and give them a wash.
Thank you, America. 馃挋
It's almost midnight here, time for lights off and Perry Mason dvd on. A short rallying call for tomorrow from the UK 馃嚞馃嚙.
RELEASE
THE
FUCKING
KRAKEN
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America needs a change in course. Tomorrow, we get a chance to make that happen. Please vote.
