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Cityzen 🩵 |Be good or be good at it| Dark humor • Bad jokes • Good vibes

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Joined November 2023
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Kuna visiting day mzae alikuja kama amebeba chupa ya dasani, fruits na gazeti. Wengine wakisherehekea kuku na chipo nilipewa hiyo chupa nikajam vibaya sana, kuonja kidogo kumbe ni konyagi, zilishika zaidi.
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Unapigwa ngeta na mzungu unaenda kufile case makarao wanakushika ati wewe unatumia drugs 🤧😅😅
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Najua millenials hawaamini tushaanza weekend sahi asubuhi 😂😂🫴
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Kama unavaa vest try ku apply roll on ama lemon vest tuwachie millenials ati vest inatrap sweats
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Shida yenu mnalewa daily hata mtu hawezi jua kama ni depression mnabattle ama ni kawaida yenu. Smh.
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Leo tunaweza vibe vizuri na wewe mpaka udhanie it's us against the world alafu kesho I ghost you like you never existed. That's just me. Toxic? I don't think so. Izi attachments za upuusi huwa najaribu kuavoid as much as possible.
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Finally tuko friday mamae....liver ikiskia hivi inatokwa na wazimu 😅😅
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Nishai piga nzi kofi ikiwa kwa thigh ya dem kwa matatu akaanza kusema namharass sexually,wamama wa soko wakaanza kuambia kadere aingize gari police station,sijawai ambia manzi sorry mingi kama zenye niliambia huyo ,na dereva mwenye alikua na hiyo gari alinielewa . Men fi men
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😂😂 Nimevaa kama mtu ako na pesa, kumbe hata fare ya kurudi home bado ni negotiations! 😭🤣💔
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Kesho naenda Lurambi matanga bna mlete hizo orders za Mkombero fresh fresh mapema🙂🫴🏾
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BINANCE HEIST.
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huwa nashangaa mtu akisema anangoja afike kwa nyumba ndo aive, you can literally light up your blunt and walk around smoking borake ukuwe aware of your environment
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Today will be my first day in the gym, I want to lose 2kgs today. Pray for me.
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Unatumia mtu pesa alafu anakupigia kukuambia ati hujatuma na za kutoa. Such ungrateful souls out here bana.
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Hapo kwa Bayern na Ajax gavaa ilinail bana sijui ingenichukua how many years kusave ya kuenda allianz arena imagine ballon d'or inacome Kenya
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Wengine tumekuwa Friday since Wesonga aannounce strike
Finally tuko friday mamae....liver ikiskia hivi inatokwa na wazimu 😅😅
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I can't imagine I read the whole bible back in form 1😭💔
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Good Morning! Another beautiful day to remind bro that, a man in love is a danger to himself. Women are in business, men are in love.
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El nino ishaanza hizi sides mamae😁
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Nimekaa hapa na kina Mutiso taxin zimeshika wananiambia ati ukiwa na salary ya 30k heri uishi kwa nyumba ya 20k ndio ujitume zaidi na upate motivation. Ati ukiwa na salary ya 100k na uishi kwa the same house utakua lazy and comfortable, mairungi iko na mambo
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Naamshwa na sharp sounds kutoka kwa tokens,nafungua simu to a zero mpesa balance,ugali ya Jana ilikulwa na panya imebaki pieces,naingia kwa shamba ya muhindi napata alinipea kidole Cha kati kwa mshipi niliweka Jana,swali inabaki kua moja,Baba shalin atarudi sugoi kweli?
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