Cosmo Kramer

Frank: "And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year." Kramer: "And is there a tree?" Frank: "No. Instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

Frank Costanza: " Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."

"Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific."