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Adulthood is making a sick one handed turn with a full shopping cart and looking to the person you whipped it around, hoping they’ll say “nice move”, but they don’t say anything and you move on to the produce section

Only person who knows my next move ...... google maps 🗺

Everybody’s on this no carb diet....SLOW DOWN....Ive only figured out how to eliminate carbs from one meal a day

Prob gonna have a 6s till I die

Just realized the average life expectancy of a female in the US is 81, that means my life is 25% over...😒

Constantly telling people I'm 16 so they'll leave me alone 😫 FML

When you own a VW, other VW's park next to you! #fam #feelingthelove

If you wanna learn about a countries culture, try their hot sauce!

Love is reliable, infatuation is temporary

I've been watching sex and the city since 1:30

When your teacher lets you out of class early because she knows you ordered a philly cheese steak and your hungry 😍😍😍

Can't remember the last time I actually did my hair

If I don't get an A I asked my teacher if I can resubmit my paper 😅😅😅

Giving random guys advice at the pizza shop rn 😂😂😂

My mom just woke me up to tell me I have to kill a half alive mouse 😑 how should I do it?