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New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2009
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Proof of life or whatever
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lol this is sitcom funny
When my dad died, I had to get his⚱️ & belongings. Apt staff led us to his unit, & we spent the next 30 mins digging through his stuff, sniffing his clothes & crying on his bed. We got a knock on the door. It was the tenant of the unit. We were in a stranger’s unit. This was us:
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Ff 7-8-9 every few years
How often do you replay a game?
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I’m probably gonna delete this cuz I hate being involved, but don’t throw dirt on my name! Now I’m a pandering ass nigga cuz I said no 😩
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Being nosey >>>
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Made a little 2026 film bingo sheet, how many boxes did you get?
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This bro was keeping a list of annoying shit for years and he's tackling the list, one by one as a Mayor.😹😹😹
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Hate when ppl make assumptions about my character
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I hate to see an uncomfortable conversation coming
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When my fyp is actually for me lol
SNAKE EATERRRRRR
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Shit cold but I got blocked for posting Kodak lyrics once
KODAK BLACK THESE STREETS (MUSIC VIDEO) OUT NOW 🎥
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This really me… unbothered
i love people like this so much my husband is exactly like this and i think it’s probably the biggest reason i married him
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75 de grease in November… we’re cooked
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Oh shet!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I clocked something.. Rent is always paid for, nobody notices that the DSTV subscription hasn’t gone off since, nobody notices that the kids haven’t stayed home since they started schooling, nobody notices how the cooking gas is always filled when it finishes, notice how there’s always light in the house even with the crazy units, there’s always fuel in gen when there’s no light. Nobody appreciates the Man SPECIALLY for all these.. it’s seen as “that’s his job”.. he gets no special props for it. . . . . But the moment you ask why there’s no food in the kitchen and/or why the kitchen is dirty.. It becomes “You think it’s easy to cook and clean, appreciate and support her” Women want appreciation, support and incentives for their roles, while a Man wanting support for his own role is “not Man enough”. + When the Man supports her role, “He’s doing it for his family” When the Woman supports his role, “She’s doing it for HER MAN”(and not for the family) These are the issues… Men need to clock so many things and start speaking up more to regulate these narratives… we can’t continue keeping quiet.. na beg I dey beg una.
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Texas and GA did what they needed to do
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Nah I’m real happy for Michigan… they deserve
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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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Dawg
That one grape in the bag that’s a lil fucked up
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It could all be simple
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Spotify just put me onto Nia smith and I’m wondering why they didn’t do it earlier
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Abdul El-Sayed to Trump: Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.
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