Attorney, Recovering Political Addict, Husband, and Daddy (not in that order)
Prattville, AL
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Watching Arizona- Texas Tech is like watching Auburn-LSU. I want them both to lose and I don’t know which I want to lose more, so every play I’m conflicted. Am I happy Arizona gave up a TD or disappointed Texas Tech scored? Everything is a loss
Sawyer just said something about the “uk-f” game talking about UCF. That’s real close to what a lot of people are saying right now
Multiview is killing me. South Carolina and Tennessee on one screen. BYU and UCF on the other. I can’t figure out what to watch
This might be the best reaction to trash talk I’ve ever seen. There is no recovery from this. You know for the rest of the game he made up names to call him because he “didn’t know who he was”
I feel like the only thing that could have made that any more euphoric was if EJ got up and did a certain Sam Cassell celebration
So we have a subterranean rain vacuum system under our football field?
In June 2023, Alabama completely replaced the playing surface and drainage system at Bryant-Denny Stadium for the first time since 1991.
Alabama AD of Sports Grounds Jonathan DeWitt: “It’s a sub-air system developed in Augusta National where the Masters is played. They have a lot of units under their greens. It allows us to force warm air up under the field, so if there’s a catastrophic rain event, we can create a vacuum and suck the water out.”
📷 @PrinscoInc
“Dijon Lee with a little extra mustard there” dude had that line ready to go and delivered it with zero flair. I would give start chuckling and messed up the line
This is a wild combo
Got a meet an OG of rap last night. Project Pat was definitely a bucket list. Incredible show. @ProjectPatHcp
Kyle Shirley retweeted
With tonight’s loss @Lane_Kiffin is 13-26 against the Top 25
The loss drops him below Brett Bielema who is 23-45, and leaves him tied with Houston Nutt who was 20-40.
I’m seeing a lot of Cooper Rush hate. Listen, he didn’t want the job as much as you didn’t want him to have the job. He was supposed to cash checks to hold a clipboard. He didn’t expect to actually play.
Kyle Shirley retweeted
Apparently Alabama’s offensive strategy this season is just 1980s Hulk Hogan.
Get the absolute hell beat out of you for the first half… then suddenly stop feeling pain, start shaking, wag the finger…
☝️ “NO, BROTHER!”.…and proceed to beat the brakes off everybody.
#RollTide
Kyle Shirley retweeted
College football was so much more wholesome when players were paid under the table, everybody got free Dodge Chargers and autograph signing sessions took place in shady hotel rooms
