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Mark my words: until tomorrow I will never watch sports again

Joined July 2012
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Nylander: I’m scared of getting this goal transplant. Matthews: It’s ok babe, I’ll be here after your surgery. *Nylander wakes after surgery and sees a nurse* Nylander: Where is Auston? He said he’d be here. Nurse: Who do you think gave you the goals?
Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) profile pictureSportsnet
@Sportsnet2 Jan 2019
Auston Matthews says he’s going to do whatever it takes to get William Nylander going again. sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/matt…
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Legitimately asking, what it is about the leafs that no matter the coach, the system, or players’ history, no defenseman is ever able to score goals?
PUCK’D Maple Leafs (@PUCKDLeafs) profile picturePUCK’D Maple Leafs
@PUCKDLeafsOct 30
#Leafs captain Auston Matthews is on pace for a RIDICULOUS 56-goal, 129 point season 😭 He's officially back 🥹
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Another night of every other Atlantic team winning. Cool cool cool.
L69fs (@L69fs) profile pictureL69fs@L69fsOct 29
It’s easy to overreact to every Leafs loss when you literally can never afford to lose a single game
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It’s easy to overreact to every Leafs loss when you literally can never afford to lose a single game
Alex (@ivandemigoal) profile pictureAlex
@ivandemigoalOct 28
Imagine playing .542 and being last in your division lmao
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The Bruins really said
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Jersey Nerds (@The_JerseyNerds) profile pictureJersey Nerds@The_JerseyNerdsOct 27
EXCLUSIVE: The Jersey Nerds can confirm with near certainty the designs for 20 of the NHL's Hometown Remix jerseys. Thanks to @abslswrld for helping us out with these! Going alphabetically, starting with Anaheim, Boston, Buffalo, and Carolina.
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These guys will score at will and proceed to never shoot the fucking puck
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Gonna need a backup stint for Bob at some point here, this shit is untenable
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I love that new Burger King ad where their selling point for the whopper is just a guy saying “this is actually pretty good”
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Is Bobrovsky like 5’7”? Why the hell does he take up so little net on every fuckin shot
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I know the Leafs have won four in a row and the vibes are great but their entire division wins every single game so I’m gonna need them to not squander an easy win in Calgary tonight
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How is it year 8(?) of this rebuild and this team still looks like it’s the day after a year 1 deadline firesale
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Cm (@leafsforever72) profile pictureCm
@leafsforever72Oct 25
Think bedard regrets that deal? Hawks are ass with really nothing to be excited about, horrible rebuild
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The good news is that the leafs are a juggernaut. The bad news is that it will apparently take something like 160 points to make the playoffs in the Atlantic Division 👍
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I don’t have a clue what season high this is referring to but if David said it was “goals” I’d believe him
David Alter (@davidalter) profile pictureDavid Alter
@davidalterOct 25
It took the #Leafs 13 games this season to match their season-high from all of the 2025-26 year.
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Didn’t even notice the “Mick David” Guy I was warned about….
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Why did the Oilers start Jarry against the leafs lmao
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I think about you every day
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L69fs (@L69fs) profile pictureL69fs@L69fsOct 24
In a just NHL the Leafs and Oilers would play each other a minimum of six times a season
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In a just NHL the Leafs and Oilers would play each other a minimum of six times a season
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Everyone is focused on the burp sound from the day prior but the bulging-eye delivery of “Jaiit” is a thousand times funnier. I’ve almost incapacitated myself laughing at work several times today thinking about this shit
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
Trump: "If you don't want communists controlling the US Senate, which is between JAIIIIIIT"
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Just Eat's rollout of AI menu photos is going flawlessly
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It cost the Leafs more to get Brandon Carlo than it cost the Devils to get Connor Hellabuck
Winnipeg Jets (@NHLJets) profile pictureWinnipeg Jets
@NHLJetsOct 23
We have acquired: 🏒 F Dawson Mercer 🏒 F Alexander Command 🏒 G Nico Daws 🏒 F Nick Bjugstad 🔢 and two draft picks
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if this was a modernist painting, an aesthetic expression of the horrors of the present in which it was created, canon
Reuters Pictures (@reuterspictures) profile pictureReuters Pictures
@reuterspicturesOct 22
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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