@LAtweets22

raising an alien boy in an upside down world #autism • CA native • unapologetically sweary • Dodgers 9x World Champs 🏆• JEFF WAS A GOOD GUY.

United States
Joined December 2015
I’M IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION!! 🫨😭
Umm… YOU GUYS 😭😭😭
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not los viejitos😭kilé really said unc still got it
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Foreshadowing
Mookie singles Freddie homers This 1-2 punch will never get old
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I fucking love him
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I’m not going to be able to be tuned into the first half of the game the way I’d like, so if the pitcher’s dual could last for the first hour of radio time and then the offense goes off for all the exciting shit after 5pm MT, that would be cool. In Yama we trust, LFG #Dodgers
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I get it, Chris Sale is a filthy lefty, but platooning Max two games in a row is rough, man. Can almost guarantee he’s gonna be a better AB than Andy, so there’s an easy solution here… Anyway, go Dodgers.
Shohei Ohtani was dropped in the Dodgers Game 3 lineup: SS: Mookie Betts 1B: Freddie Freeman LF: Teoscar Hernández C: Will Smith DH: Shohei Ohtani 2B: Miguel Rojas CF: Andy Pages RF: Kyle Tucker 3B: Kiké Hernández SP: Yoshinobu Yamamoto
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Found the dopest coffee shop in walking distance of my new place and couldn’t help but grab this on the way out. Cold brew is the tits too 🤘
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A grown ass man (assuming) spent the time to piece together an entire post about the attractiveness of other grown men. Sad.
Are the Dodgers the ugliest team in baseball history?
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Just put the ball in play against the Yankees, you say 🤭
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Hoo wee Code just missed a granny. Hate the Yankees but have a hard time not rooting for Cody Bellinger 🥹
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Lindsay Adams 👽 retweeted
Last nights game sucked but in the meantime I’m doing a giveaway with @PinQu33n and giving away a Dodgers loteria and a Yoshi candle All you have to do is like, retweet and make sure you’re following me and @PinQu33n Winner will be announced Tuesday before first pitch! #Dodgers
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This is awesome! I’ll be lighting my Vinny holy candle tomorrow. LET’S GO DODGERS! 🕯️
I’m so shook!!! My candles made it to the dugout! #Dodgers
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Next week can’t come soon enough. I’m tired of this heat, man.
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And the Braves have to face a fully rested Yamamoto on the road.
Dodgers fans realizing now they have to face a FULLY RESTED Chris Sale on the road
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Some of y’all really aren’t built for this lol. Relax buddy, and remember who got us in the position to even try for a 3peat 🙄
Maybe after another embarrassing first round exit this team will get rid of all these old dudes and invest in the prospects. It’s time.
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Mind you, the 2 RBIs yesterday were from the Dinosaurs lol
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What a spot for Josue
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1️⃣8️⃣ POSTSEASON GOD.
Excuse me but look at the ABs 😭 Max postseason god!
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WHY DIDNT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS REACH BASE?!
Tucker and Pages reach safely, Muncy walks us off ✨ manifesting ✨
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Tucker and Pages reach safely, Muncy walks us off ✨ manifesting ✨
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Well that was quick..
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