056 | FOURTH PRISONER OF THE LCRR

ᴵ ᶜʳⁱᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐⁱʳʳᵒʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵃʸ, ᶠᵒʳ ᵐʸ ʳᵉᶠˡᵉᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ᵒʷⁿ.

My Coworkers keep kissing in mirror worlds. I'm tired boss. These identities they have are horrible.

Rise and shine. All of you. It's Meeting Time. More PowerPoint. Id laugh cruelly, but that'd imply I think I'm bad at PowerPoint.

I'm whatever you make of me. Quite scary, is it not?

HOW THE FUCK DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A HAMMER THEY TEACH YOU THIS WHEN YOU POP OUT THE PROVERBIAL SOUP OF NONBEING!!!!

YOU DO NOT USE THE BACKSIDE OF A HAMMER TO JAM IN THE NAIL!!!!!!!!!

All of my coworkers are STUPID

// heh. cutely steals everyone else's intbait

*paws at you* please don't garnish my paycheck

They're using me as bait for the abnormalities

They will be killing me.

There is a Brick headed Your Way. Watch Out.

Was that a fucking maestro that just walked up to me and gave me their business card. Tell me that wasn't a Maestro.

I wonder what food tastes like.

None of the other prisoners have even a shred of respect for PowerPoint. I'm starting to think they don't see the value in daily PowerPoint presentations on circling back to our goals.

This is grave and sorrowful news to the rest of the LCRR. We ask of all of you to be respectful during this period.

theres a note twisting burning

Everybody and their mother wants superheated or cryo blades nowadays has anybody thought of getting a Grass Sword. Or Like. A Lightning Sword.

I keep throwing rocks at my peers but they DONT GO AWAY

These backstreets rats never expected my Backstreet Rat Organ Harvester 3000

I just beat the shit out of a 60 year old white woman in a pumpkin patch #FeelingRefreshed