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I must say I'm really sad to hear that Jason Alexander is is leaving Twitter over this blue check drama. Because of my sadness, I asked ChatGPT to write a Seinfeld script about @ElonMusk taking away George Costanza's blue check. Here is what it gave me: [Scene: Monk's Cafe] Jerry: Hey, what's the matter with you? George: [sighs] It's Twitter, Jerry. Elon Musk took away my blue check mark. Jerry: Your what? George: My blue check mark, Jerry. It's like a badge of honor. It means you're verified. It means you're somebody. Jerry: And Elon Musk took it away? How did that happen? George: I don't know. I guess I said something he didn't like. But now everyone on Twitter thinks I'm a nobody. Jerry: You know, George, you can live without Twitter. Nobody's life was ever changed by a blue check mark. George: [defeated] I know, I know. But I just can't help feeling like I'm less of a person now. Elaine: [enters] Hey guys, what's going on? Jerry: George lost his blue check mark on Twitter. Elaine: [sarcastically] Oh no, how will you ever survive? George: [exasperated] Very funny, Elaine. Elaine: [serious] Look, George, you don't need validation from Twitter. You're still the same person, blue check mark or not. George: [nodding] You're right. Maybe it's time for me to take a break from social media. Jerry: [jokingly] Or you could try to get your blue check mark back. George: [shakes his head] No, I'm done with Twitter. I'm gonna focus on being a real person, in the real world. [They all smile and clink their coffee cups] Jerry: [smiling] That's the spirit, George. [End scene] For the record, I must say I'm a huge Seinfeld fan!