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Real housewives and reality tv 💩 posting! OBVIOUSLY PARODY! (I am a gay man) 18+ ONLY. Occasional weather posts

Oklahoma
Joined June 2024
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Need a demon twink Starbucks barista to ride my dick and froth it up like a damn cappuccino
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I still think about this dl guy that blew me last year that I met at a jack in the box I only ever saw him once I got no contact info and I always wonder if he did end up getting married
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Laying in bed wide awake because his roommate did come home and set off the smoke alarm with his shitty 4am cooking
We went to a pumpkin patch corn maze yesterday, then had dessert for dinner. I ordered him this hat that I’m giving to him the next time I see him.
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I thought getting head on my lunch hour would improve my mood, it did not
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RIP Mary Tyler Moore you would have loved Ambien
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When the twink says you can’t breed
me to my wifi cause it keeps cutting while i’m trying to watch porn
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We went to a pumpkin patch corn maze yesterday, then had dessert for dinner. I ordered him this hat that I’m giving to him the next time I see him.
Straight Christian for the pumpkin patch
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Straight Christian for the pumpkin patch
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Just a drop does work really well
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Reading half of my DMs today
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Dark at 5:30 less than two weeks away
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When someone scares Kyle Richards
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Just a drop does work really well
We had dinner at this Mexican place instead of Olive Garden, I showed him my copy of the Twister screenplay when we got back to my house (because it’s one of the best ever) and we are watching hocus pocus right now and will probably engage in some modest homosexual activity soon
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Male pregnancy is something to be celebrated
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Cooked some sausage for dinner
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We had dinner at this Mexican place instead of Olive Garden, I showed him my copy of the Twister screenplay when we got back to my house (because it’s one of the best ever) and we are watching hocus pocus right now and will probably engage in some modest homosexual activity soon
No he does not have a twitter Yes he knows I’ve posted SOME of our conversations
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A canon event every gay guy must experience at least once
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Gotta go be straight for a little bit, boots need polishing and car needs a cleaning
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No he does not have a twitter Yes he knows I’ve posted SOME of our conversations
Saw each other tonight and watched a little of the best show on streaming rn
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