you told me all of my cages were mental so I got wasted like all my potential
Does it matter anymore?
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When will we admit as a society that smash burgers actually suck and go back to burgers with normal thickness that don’t taste like burnt charcoal?
Wanting to party for a milestone birthday is perfectly fine but you need to foot the bill. Ain’t nobody trying to go into debt because you survived to middle age.
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long.
Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
Some guy in Vegas just stopped me to say I have a “pleasant face” and then he thought I was married to my 30 year old friend (I’m 41) so yeah I’m riding high
I know this is unhinged but I want to start a second twitter just for people that block me mid conversation
I started watching girls for the first time recently which is odd bc I am the age of the girls and should have watched it in real time as it’s incredibly relatable to my younger self but also I didn’t bc I WAS A BROKE ASS GIRL AND COULDN’T AFFORD HBO
Trying to get “into” Metallica before a concert next week and why is every piece of advice online “just listen to all their albums in order” like no shit I can do that can you give me a little more to work with here
He do be looking smug as hell
The security footage of Kelly Clarkson’s visit to Art of Play has been obtained by Pablo Torre.
(youtu.be/7f6xlHh1fok)
My new goal is to have one tweet a week make so many people mad I have to mute it and go on with my life
