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Lady Voldemort

@LadyVoldemort09

Not your lawyer. Mother of bassets. Aerialist. “Skin as soft as early morning rain, temper like a Gulf Coast hurricane.” I read a lot. TX ↔️ FL

Joined March 2021
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The TSA agent lady said “now THAT’S how you do precheck!” when I went though so therefore I’m the best traveler at the airport today, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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My mom is being admitted to the hospital
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Last Halloween I was in the ER, and this year my mom has chemo 🫠
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And now mom’s in the ER
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Wow, friend who owes me a lot of money, I definitely want to see all your vacation photos, especially when I haven’t been on vacation since 2023 because I don’t have the extra money for that rn!!! But you do!!!
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Sephora sale starts today! I’m grabbing this holiday set. I tried every single lip butter made by every single brand and this is my champion
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ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装
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Black Flag playing in Dallas on Halloween and I’m missing it 😭
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Teehee
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Might be a fun costume to go as your old self one year. I’d totally break out my TGI Fridays suspenders
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sami@samitingzOct 29
It probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with an owala
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caroline@Big_Crunchy_Oct 29
He smart asf he knew morgan wallen was coming
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@PopBase23 Dec 2024
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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New music out today 🙏🏽🎶 My cover of “Tumbling Dice” by the Rolling Stones just dropped on Spotify & Apple Music. Go give it a listen. Had a blast teaming up with Mike McClure on this one. #RedDirt
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Sneak peek of my Halloweenies
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harry@haditforamomentOct 29
it’s so hard seeing someone else living your dream
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@TrungTPhanOct 29
the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Nathan Flynn@nathanflynnOct 29
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Ben Affleck juggling a Dunkin' Donuts order
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Fall essentials
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I spent months tapering down my Xanax to get off it entirely, but then my mom got cancer. Now I’m right back where I started in January
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A few years ago, I did a Halloween pole dance routine to Supermassive Black Hole, which remains my favorite choreography of all time. I remember every step
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NOT PATRICK STEWART
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