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Illegal Lama. LA.

Joined December 2009
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Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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You calling Kyle Massey, Corey is killing me 😂
Corey a real friend and her wife is a menace because he trying to help her out and her wife just like nope 😂😂
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Damon Wayans says that even at 65 years old, if Keenen tells him to get him a soda, he's going to go get it, because in their family, it’s all about an unspoken code of respect, seniority, and brotherly hierarchy. “Yeah, but like even now, this is how my family is. Like, I'm 65 years old and Keenen goes, "Go get me a soda," and I got to go get it.” “If Marlon walks in a room, and you know, if I walk in a room and there's no seats, Marlon gets up. Sean and Keenen will sit, and Marlon will get up and say, "You sit here." And my son will have to do the same thing.” “That's why I love the fact that they have children. Because I go to my theater sometimes and little Damon's there and Mikey's there, and as soon as I walk in the room, the youngest one gets up and lets me sit down without question, and I love that.” “It's just how we do with each other. It's just a quiet code. Some things you don't have to teach, it's just what you see.”
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Got called an introvert at work #ImHereToGetPaidNigga
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Mike Tirico joins Cousins alongside Reggie Miller, Jamal Crawford and Carmelo Anthony as he gives his HONEST take on each of them back in their playing days. That Melo part got the entire place hyped😅🔥
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First NBA season without Russell Westbrook
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ON MY GRANDMA YOU NIGGAS WASNT IN THE FIELD ABOUT ANGEL NIGGA THIS SHIT MEAN SUM TO ME NIGGA
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They used to get on this app and swear Angel Reese was the worst player in the league, we ain’t forget.
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evidence 39282 on why you should not get in the bed in outside clothes
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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I wish positivity was more recognized as a quality of resilience. People always think I am naive, sheltered or just naturally optimistic, but it does take much more strength to be positive than it does to wallow
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Aaron Rodgers was an amazing runner in his athletic peak, top 8 in both QB rush yards and rushing TD’s all time
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“It was a conspiracy” My brother, you had Ayo Technology going up against I Wonder and Flashing Lights. You never stood a chance.
50 acting like Def Jam throwing money behind Kanye was the reason Graduation sold more is frying me. Graduation was just a better album, with better singles and aged better with time.
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Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😭
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I've seen Kobe swept coming off a Back2Back I've seen Kobe Tear His Achilles carrying the team on his back I've seen the Dodgers lose the 2017 WS Trust me, this one isn't as bad to me as haters wanna make it seem. Shit, past 2 years have been GREAT #Grateful
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The reason why you don’t see this kind of animation often is because it requires an extreme love for life and the way living creatures move. And that kind of devotion demands time, discipline, and excessive observation.
I miss traditional 2d disney animation. It's almost like a lost art at this point. It's rare to find other studios which handle animation this vigorously.
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WAIT, YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ELECTRONICS TURN ON BECAUSE OF A CHANGE IN FREQUENCY CAN BE A NEURODIVERGENT THING??? BRO I THOUGHT EVERYONE COULD HEAR THAT.
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"You handled the stress so well" Meanwhile me:
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This is profoundly sad
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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The older I get the more I understand why people say, “When you love your life, you can’t be around people who hate theirs because they’re always either complaining or comparing.”
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