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The beautiful dead we livin wit the ugly.

Right behind you
Joined April 2009
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6$ for a mf “ TOGO BOX”!!!?!?!?!?
I really hate a Black owned business that does goofy ass shit like this.
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I’m leaving the gym and bout to be first in line at chipotle
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Lmaooooo
For a while I've been adventuring into the masculine world. I'm talking about lawn care, hand washing the car, playing grand theft auto, and telling my son to suck that shit up. I need to do sumn feminine.
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Ya man. If you give me a list. I’m white. I’m going to Costco.
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She wanted him gone
Every night he set up the coffee maker before bed so it was ready in the morning. Then the coffee started tasting wrong. He bought pool test strips. The water from his coffee maker turned purple. His tap water tested normal. The coffee water showed high chlorine. Roby Johnson was a U.S. Air Force airman stationed in Germany with his wife Melody and their child. In March 2023 he noticed the bad taste. He kept drinking it for two or three weeks before he tested it. In May he hid a camera in the kitchen. It caught Melody checking that he had already prepped the machine, taking something from under the sink, and pouring it into the water tank. He didn't confront her. He pretended to keep drinking the coffee and kept filming. "Tonight's the night I caught her on video. It's going to be purple." It was. "Oh, you can smell it from here." He wanted to report it in the U.S. In June the family moved to Tucson, Arizona. He put up more cameras, some disguised as smoke detectors, in the kitchen and the laundry room. On July 6 he took his footage to police. They didn't act. The video didn't clearly show the liquid. He kept going. On July 18, 2023, he brought new footage: Melody pouring bleach into a container in the laundry room, walking to the kitchen, pouring it into the coffee maker. She was arrested that day. Under her bathroom sink police found a container that smelled like bleach. Court documents say he believed she wanted his death benefits. They were heading for a divorce. She was charged with attempted first-degree murder. In April 2024 she pleaded guilty to two counts of adding a harmful substance to food or drink. Prosecutors asked for two years. The judge gave her three years of probation. He survived because he trusted his taste in coffee more than his wife. If you caught your partner on camera doing this, would probation feel like justice?
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Coulda did that at home
A young man arrived at the hospital with an iron comb stuck in his leg, and doctors offered him the option to remove it himself
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Book a ride and go right to sleep
Call me paranoid but I can’t do blacc truccs and Ubers etc I don’t trust nobody else drivin me but myself
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Tf is that
Nostalgia never tasted so good 🍨🪱 Who else ate these growing up? 👀
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Cole that ring cost about 3 big screen TVs
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I just watched Halloween ends and it was easily the worst of them all
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Lmao
So if the black truck is $200 and a steakhouse dinner is $400, y'all going on these types of dates every week?
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Lmaoooo
I DM Toney & said “why would you get hurt?”
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young dumb & broke by khalid.
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“Ain’t pay his knee subscription” is foul 😭 IG: chazbruce0
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Man if you don’t close that door and let them finish
These hoes man🤦🏾‍♂️
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Being fat and existing so funny bc I remember one of my clients was like you so big and pretty like a honey bun ???
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Durk Apple Watch
Curious to know what sparked this thought at 10:19am?
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