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Southend-on-Sea, East
Joined February 2009
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Sean Lock saw through Russell Brand straight away
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Oh my good fuck HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Wingstop is going to get a good seeing to later I reckon
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If your kid is walking around in a ski mask 24/7 I don’t wanna hear “you didn’t know” or “he’s a good kid”
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40 years ago South Africa had nuclear weapons and a space program
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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Have that you "gloryhuntin i only support them cuz my da does" cunts
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Helllloooo and welcome to bus stop trivia
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SPOOK the absolute living fucking SHIT out your elderly neighbours tonight by simply dropping an actual fucking CORPSE down their fucking chimney 🤙🏿💀
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One year ago today 🥀
A year ago today would turn into the hardest day in my entire life, however now, a year later, I’m living in my dream location, working for myself full time in a career I have a strong passion for. And I wouldn’t change it for the world. Suffering is a gift.
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That’s a lot of booze for a 35 minute train journey…
Manchester United fans on their way to Chelsea today 🔴⚪️⚫️ #mufc #cfc
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Surprise surprise. All these fake ass “patriots” all abuse women. The fucking irony of their claims.
Fat cunt goes to another land to kick off with people, then shits himself when they retaliate. British Patriots! 😂
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oh he was jealous af i’m crying😭
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If alcohol so bad for you then how come i stop shaking every time i have it
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Replying to @Penelope_10x
Brass deffo
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We had a good run. Sharia law is here.
🚨 Zohran Mamdani installs Brooklyn's first modern garbage bins to remove trash from sidewalks. Over 700 bins will be installed.
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Real shagger:
Invited a bird over and I’ve got the shits fuck my life
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Replying to @LazyJam
Thanks for airing my message
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