@LdnCairo

先苦 后甜 **Tweets are my own and not reflective of my employer**

Joined July 2012
Dumb is dumb. No matter the platform. No matter the audience.
The reason your favorite comedian can’t talk about any social issues is because your favorite comedian is very stupid “Relatability” has devolved into dumb people following even dumber people
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He might be crazy but goddammit he's right
Nicolas Cage says the Marvel Cinematic Universe "is becoming a well-funded and glorified WWE." “I do say this with love, but when I see these 50-plus and otherwise intelligent and remarkably gifted thespians putting on these ridiculous outfits and getting ready for the fight — let’s face it, it’s all cutting to the fight — it’s hard for me not to be reminded that the MCU is becoming a well-funded and glorified WWE.” variety.com/2026/film/news/n…
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Ssam Raimi really did his big one with that episode 😮‍💨 #Bleach
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they are getting kinda big huh?
woke up early enough to catch golden hour
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God don’t like ugly and gave Walters that lisp speech impediment
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All of this just to eat my bodyweight in lasagna
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Ororo and Bobby when that official omega mutant list came out in 2019
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Mamdani has me cracking open my old Mandarin textbooks again. I'll be in his ear like...
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Kissing is a dying art form istfg MEN DON’T KNOW HOW TO KISS ANYMORE
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Eyes on my thighs boys
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I am deeply sad, not for myself, but because I know that we are entering a cooling over period of demobilization, and still, Israel will continue to murder people in Palestine, conditions will remain catastrophic, and most of the world will move on. The writing is on the wall.
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Couples really like me 😌
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I saw @JayJurden closing show @sohotheatre yesterday. The man is an apex comedian. If you're smart, hot, and clued in, you'll love watching his career continue to grow. If you're none of these things, go to the alter and get saved. Fyi, his husband is hot...respectfully.
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X-Men'97 S2 power scaling is a problem 😞
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🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 August 3-8 😘😘😘
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This is so niche...I have been sent into space 😄
Replying to @gncgalactus
"I no mutant, I no mutant. Impossible. I mutate, I magic. It not the same. Mutante nunca. Nunca." Be having the same X gene as me. "No no no papi." They try to irradiate that shit off.
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Xavier absolutely loves himself a trauma blast 😅😅
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Between Madonna and MNEK I'm going to need someone to dance up on real soon
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He hasn’t even been sworn in as an MP and he’s being paraded around like he’s the messiah? I feel like I’m losing my mind?
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham has just left Manchester and is set to arrive in London at 1:09pm
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