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full time Timberwolves account and Bob Dylan devotee. Free Palestine ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

Joined October 2019
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need the gif of finch after JK walked while inbounding from the sideline
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โ€œSam Altman having oxygen in his lungs is an inefficient use of the worldโ€™s limited oxygen supply, it would be better allocated.โ€
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the worldโ€™s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tomโ€™s Hardware
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I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell
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The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
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Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
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Nigga slid out the frame ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Wemby just absolutely punished Sabonis. Good grief.
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not to sound gay but im actually starting to think structuring our entire society around maximizing profit instead of the public good is a bad idea
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Tell an American that their tax dollars line the pockets of politicians who fuck children and they just shrug, but tell them that their tax money could help someone in poverty and they get absolutely furious. Doubly so if it's a black person.
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yup.
Iโ€™m realizing how milkable this image is.
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reminds me of a tweet i saw like 10 years ago that made me laugh so hard there were tears streaming down my face
I like the part of Come Together when they say โ€œHeโ€™s got feet down below his kneesโ€ cause Iโ€™m like phew thatโ€™s exactly where knees should be I was worried it was gonna be something freaky again like the juju eyeballs
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When the Peanut the Squirrel memes went around immediately before the 2024 election, thatโ€™s when I knew that the American population deserved the damnation and punishment that they were about to get.
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I do wish people understood that the prose is everything. There is no story โ€œbeneathโ€ the prose. Cartesian dualism does not exist for books. There is no distinct soul of a book that can be separated from the body its prose. The experience of reading the language IS the novel.
I just saw this in the kindle store and now you all have to suffer along with me
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Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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Imagine youโ€™re watching John Wilson and you hear him softly say โ€œor a really fat stupid guyโ€ and itโ€™s a video of you eating two hot dogs on a bench
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Shape him with 9 albums.
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The problem with Digger is that too many writers are too eager to pigeonhole it as a โ€œclimate change satireโ€ when the film is really about the futility of satire when the powerful have already ruined the world.
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Five year old says he wants to be Harry Potter for Halloween. Yeah sorry no. Not in my house. How about you be Thomas Sankara.
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in 1987, west german ice hockey team ecd iserlohn was going through financial problems ($3.5 million in debt). desperate for sponsorships, they struck a $900,000 deal with libyan dictator colonel gaddafi to advertise his ideological manifesto โ€œthe green bookโ€ on their jerseys.
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