๐งฅ retweeted
โSam Altman having oxygen in his lungs is an inefficient use of the worldโs limited oxygen supply, it would be better allocated.โ
๐งฅ retweeted
I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell
๐งฅ retweeted
Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
๐งฅ retweeted
not to sound gay but im actually starting to think structuring our entire society around maximizing profit instead of the public good is a bad idea
๐งฅ retweeted
Tell an American that their tax dollars line the pockets of politicians who fuck children and they just shrug, but tell them that their tax money could help someone in poverty and they get absolutely furious. Doubly so if it's a black person.
๐งฅ retweeted
reminds me of a tweet i saw like 10 years ago that made me laugh so hard there were tears streaming down my face
๐งฅ retweeted
When the Peanut the Squirrel memes went around immediately before the 2024 election, thatโs when I knew that the American population deserved the damnation and punishment that they were about to get.
๐งฅ retweeted
I do wish people understood that the prose is everything. There is no story โbeneathโ the prose. Cartesian dualism does not exist for books. There is no distinct soul of a book that can be separated from the body its prose. The experience of reading the language IS the novel.
๐งฅ retweeted
Imagine youโre watching John Wilson and you hear him softly say โor a really fat stupid guyโ and itโs a video of you eating two hot dogs on a bench
๐งฅ retweeted
The problem with Digger is that too many writers are too eager to pigeonhole it as a โclimate change satireโ when the film is really about the futility of satire when the powerful have already ruined the world.
๐งฅ retweeted
Five year old says he wants to be Harry Potter for Halloween. Yeah sorry no. Not in my house. How about you be Thomas Sankara.








































