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Mario, Genshin, & Smash enjoyer | Autistic little straight white boy | Mr Saturn’s #1 fan | MAGA, homo/transphobes, and everyone of that variety can fuck off :}

Joined August 2022
Me if Sam Altman got into a fiery car crash tomorrow, ending his life instantly:
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,” He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.
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I don’t want her, is anyone willing to take her off my hands
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I would legitimately sell my soul to see Tom Kenny play a major role in an original animated movie in theaters
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I feel like a lot of the time when people are outraged over something they don’t even know WHY they’re outraged. They’re just mad because they feel like they’re supposed to be.
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Everyone who likes Earthbound and Mother 3 should follow me, not Mother 1 though that game kinda sucks
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Extremely unrelated but it’ll always kill me that not only does Donkey Kong have a hurtbox on his TIE but it’s also fucking gigantic
*paws at you* please neutral ledge getup
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Why did Earthbound go Onette, Twoson, Threed, Fourside, then completely ditch that naming scheme halfway through the game for seemingly no reason
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Yk for someone who seems to think AI is the future and that the average player would gladly eat it up, Tim Sweeney SURE does hate the idea of being forced to disclose its usage. How curious…
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This is probably very naive of me to say but I don’t get the folks who see hatred toward one group of people and decide to counter it with hatred toward another group of people. What are you trying to accomplish by doing that, genuinely? Aren’t we trying to fight for *equality?*
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(By “group of people” I mean stuff like race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. People like MAGA and zionists can go fuck themselves.)
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It still doesn’t feel real, why are the best people always the ones who have to die young
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Eric Bauza should have had decades ahead of him. He brought joy to the hearts of millions, why is the world so fucking awful.
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I’m not okay, at all
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WHAT, NO
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46. The legendary modern voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Marvin the Martian, Foop, Tiger Claw and many more.
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We need to normalize being corny as fuck
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Ew, straight people🤢
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I feel like if Lyney played smash he'd be the kind of player to pick Hero and exclusively topdeck
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Wow two hit tweets, I should say my opinions more often I didn’t know I was this agreeable
I don’t think “no one is owed forgiveness” and “people are capable of change” are mutually exclusive statements
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People all over my tl talking about how the Natlan banner is full of bricks. Bro I’m pulling for Xilonen bc she’s hot as hell, y’all need simpler pleasures smh
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Please god PLEASE tell me that Natlan banner is second half
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