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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

@MoMohlerOct 29

Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.

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carlos gardel@gggyanoOct 29

si no quisieran q meara en el lavamanos no lo hubieran puesto a la altura de la chota

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Jay ひ@Jay2wvyOct 28

I went to a shawty crib and she had a 24 inch tv mounted take that fucking iphone pro max off the wall right now

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@EmployeeTearsOct 28

"But you were green on Teams" I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM. I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.

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WE GOT A HEAVYWEIGHT TILT IN CAROLINA 💥 Watch Bruins-Canes on ESPN and the ESPN App NOW‼️

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Zoey@Zoey46920042Oct 27

中国互联网盛传的西方民主真谛：一农场主临死前问儿子；猪抱怨饲料太差，牛报怨活太重，鸡报怨窝太脏，怎么办？儿子说：“喂好饲料，干轻活，清理鸡窝。” 农场主摇摇头说：你啥都别做，给他们选票，让它们选择你或者你媳妇管它们，让它们以为这个家是它们做主。

Damø🖤💛 / 🇫🇷@damo420erOct 26

Chinesen zu erklären was eine demokratie ist, ist als würdest du nem Blinden erzählen was Farben sind

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@Adam_KarpiakOct 27

waiting for HR to turn around so I can take a 2nd slice of pizza at the employee appreciation party

Image from Adam Karpiak (@Adam_Karpiak)

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Captain America@LeoSterling_Oct 28

It's only ever rigged when I decide to bet.

.@notdawitchOct 27

soon as fanduel see me place a bet, i know they be texting the players " don’t do none of this shit " 🫩

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mims@piercemytongueOct 27

trying to escape a Japanese forest

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Chronicconstipation@Aryastarkling_Oct 26

Crazy ass slander 😭😭

Image from Chronicconstipation (@Aryastarkling_)

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Vivian@suchnerveOct 25

Oh my GOD

Łukasz Kortenaer@monsaratorOct 24

life must be really hard for the japanese right now, considering their population is aging and they're running out of children to sleep with

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Дантес@DantesDmitriyOct 25

Только рожая женщина способна испытать такую боль, которую испытывает японец, младшая сестра которого начала запирать ящик со своими трусами

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@TheBHentelOct 25

Nigga Trump got up there in front of all them folks and said damn Nicki yo ass fat af stand up and show everybody and guess what she did 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Lancesico 🇱🇨

@BornakangOct 25

You might be on to something here

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Pezzy 🍡@Pezzy_lyOct 25

Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous étiez noir fut un temps 🥰🥰

Image from Pezzy 🍡 (@Pezzy_ly)

Ily. 99@HarmanSing39354Oct 25

おい日本人、フランスのこの新しい旗どうよ？結構イケてると思うんだけど。

Image from Ily. 99 (@HarmanSing39354)

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SciPi@SciPiHarveyOct 26

Please don’t put Almond Joys in my kids Halloween bucket…. I don’t eat those

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@NugjokesOct 26

Always tell boomers your unemployed and not looking for work even if you have a job. Ruin their day.

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⟣ sebastian ⟢@sebssss_Oct 23

las gordas vapeando parecen olla express

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@binyudumtekilaaOct 23

bütün paramın nasıl bittiğini hesaplıyorum

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Nomad@thecosmicnomadOct 23

Le salarié japonais regardant le troisième collègue de la journée marcher vers le balcon:

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