Pure of Heart Dumb of Ass The People's Tramp LGBTerrible person That middle aged woman you have a problematic age gap crush on
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I'm a massive fan of an underdog story in sports.
Yesterday, the smallest active sumo wrestler made his debut at 125 lbs at just 15 years old. Here is he taking on the 330lb 21 year old Toramusashi.
Thanks to everyone who came to Halloween! I actually teared up a bit the next day. I'm so lucky to keep finding the most incredible people every time I rebuild my life, and I'm so happy I get to share my stories, booze, and shit media collection with you all.
You are my air.
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I've been all over the country and had to restart my life more times than I can count. But the one constant has always been I'm so incredibly lucky to find people who are so far beyond incredible.
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I built the dumbest god damn thing for movie nights. If you're coming to Halloween please make sure I give you the link ASAP
Just got a spam call
"We're calling to give you a complementary quote on roofing. As you know.."
"Oh! My house caught fire"
"... sounds good. Have a good one."
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She handled this super well tbh.
This happened to me when I was in the shower, soap in my eyes and the door just exploded. Fight or flight kicked in, I chose flight, turned to the right and gave my self a concussion hitting my head on the wall.
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Annual horror movie marathon is done.
Two days.
All 11 Hellraiser films
18 hours of film.
An ungodly amount of beers and snacks
Not a bad life
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I'm going to throw a small Halloween party, I'm thinking of making this a costume contest with a trophy.
Anyone want in?
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Engineer - Hey Lexi, I'm going to be out, can you attend this launch call? It's going to be simple, you just need to sign off at the end.
Me, a fool - Absolutely man, I've got you.
Five hours later we're making powershell scripts
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Bagel ripped me out of the door, slamming my shoulder in the wall and locking my keys in my apartment because the door dash guy came for my neighbor.
God gives his silliest of battles to his most unstable of soldiers.
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First @PRODUCENYC show, already miss my DEFY people but this is gonna be sick
