Long-term spinster likes cakes, running and flailing my arms about in the gym.
Clumsyland
Joined February 2009
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@station_reading just wanted to say a massive thank you. Booked my dad passenger assist for his trip to Maidenhead today, he's a bit wobbly on his feet and said you were amazing. He loved having his independence without his nagging daughters and you gave him that. ♥️
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Dear @nationalrailenq thank you so much for #passengerassist . I was slightly panicking about getting two suitcases and a dad across the maze that is new street. But the staff were immense. Also a shout out to the two gentlemen at #wolverhamptonrailway ♥️
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I feel like there needs to be a #SASWhoDaresWins for perimenopausal women. We'd take zero crap I think the staff would voluntary withdraw
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When someone tries to Facebook scam you when you're watching #scaminterceptors. Love I can Google reverse search, I can block and report. Knob off.
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When you start watching a true crime doc on Netflix and the town you currently live in appears on it...
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I'm not sure if the bus driver was prepared for an absolute loon who ran towards his bus mouthing wait for me on repeat at him.. but reader. I'm on a bus.
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Freelance marketer here! 🎭🎤
This year, I’m keen to work with #arts organisations & #comedians on their marketing. Need support? Let’s chat!
DMs open.
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Hi, person who menstruates here! 🙋🏼♀️
I couldn’t give a SINGLE flying fuck about the “people who menstruate” line, and I love what @AldiUK are doing with my whole heart ❤️
How was your last period, James?
As the #Mothersday bombardment starts..every time I see a pub advertising a mother's day roast, I will be picturing a mother being comedically roasted by any of the cast of all the seasons of #rupaulsdragrace particularly @TheBiancaDelRio and that's how I shall deal.
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I officially have a frozen shoulder. . . Time to fully embrace the joy that is perimenopause after many years of crap periods. This whole being a woman thing is such fun..
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The way my neighbours can't seem to smoke without hacking their lungs up is a further reason for never doing it.
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In the battle of the boybands.. cat runs and hides whenever I sing @westlifemusic but sits, stares at me like I'm a berk and then leaves when I sing @theREALboyzone
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