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🇬🇧🇿🇼 🇿🇦 Loosen up, we all have bad days and good days. Ons is almal mense, ons kan in vrede saamleef

South Africa
Joined July 2019
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Tukai henyu mugare nayo nyika yacho, but ndiwo ma CALA ataizoisa aya matipa 5 years, not ekuti hari inoshandiswa manheru se toilet mumba inonzii 🙄
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Shoko of the day... Marriage kudya nyama yemurima unogona kungonhonga chifuta. Woita hupenyu hwese moyo wakamira.
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In Rusape they call them ana Magondo, Magwinhi or Marika... I used to shiver when they cried at night 🤣
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I mean like this is how non drinkers 😢 go through a lot.. 🤣 without alcohol. Kunyanya Ma ZAOGA nema Seventh day
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Zimbabweans are learning Chinese iwe 😳... The University of Zimbabwe hosted 1,641 candidates. Hillside Teachers College in Bulawayo had 207 candidates. Midlands Christian College in Gweru had 178 candidates,a grand total of 2,026 candidates.
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Hennessy: You're Drunk go home Black Label: Urinate mfana wami You're now mu toilet 🙌🏻🤣
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Se Saturday we are eating 2 fish types... 1. Muramba (Catfish) and 2. Nhetemedzi/njeru (Electric catfish). Try locating the second, I bet you didn't know its local name lol! + Black Label Obviously 🤣
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We will never know who threw the Dombo 🤣🤣🙌🏽 Murungu is pissed
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The person who designed this ,owes 80s ,90s children an apology!!! Especially those of us who got dragged home by the ear for wanting to taste this coca cola. 🤣🤣 Taida kuravira
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1 on 1 Vakadzi varimudzimba vakakundwa kunaka nevepa touchline
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Why aren't people in Bulawayo not reproducing like other provinces? What are the impacts on the nation of Zimbabwe?
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Miswayi😅 What kind of dancing is this... Dear wives, come and take your husbands🤣
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White Zimbos 🇿🇼: Sleep paralysis is a brief, temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or waking up... Black Zimbos 🇿🇼: Madzikirira ndimbuya vanoroya vanenge vakakugarira, sometimes ndiana tete, unotoziya ne weight difference kuti nhasi ndiyani akandigarira...
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🇿🇦 🇿🇼 South African and Zimbabwean elites are always dinning together, whilst we fight each other in the streets. In this video I saw SA and Zim presidents, The late wicknell chivhayo + Tagwirei
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Give a Zimbabwean Chicken and they will sell you the whole country 🚶🏼‍♂️🙌🏻 Ndikuuya ne chicken slice hobho mundidzosere farm rangu
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Just be rich young female human being!! You will not care or mind being black or white 🚶🏼‍♂️ Kane nhodzerwa
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Shona People in Bulawayo... Handinzwe ndebere 🤣🤣🙌🏻
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Unenge uchifunga kuti unodomoka G6 obva asvika 🙌🏻🤣
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Zvadhakwa 🤷🏼 who is wrong here?
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Hezvoo... Where do bus drivers get these guts 😒 STOP it we are still ku funeral. They use helicopters because the roads are bad
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26 Ganstar standoff in South Africa 🇿🇦. Imagine the mothers are clapping hands 🚶🏼‍♂️
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