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Husband, Father, Escape Artist. Here for the laughs, the truths and the occasional hot take. 🇺🇸

VA
Joined October 2024
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Guy let's his dog piss on someone's groceries at an apartment complex 🤯
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The snow melted… but guess who I got stuck behind on my way home? 😂🚜 Big yellow plow with its wings folded up like a giant metal bug, rumbling back to the village to get ready for the big snow coming in a few nights 🥶❄️ Be honest… do you pass the plow or turn up the music and enjoy the slow ride? I pass it only on rare cases like this we’re no snow is falling and I can see the roads 🤪
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A guy walks up to see why a store employee is yelling at him across the street… and it turns out he's mad about a dumpster. "It is my dumpster. It's on my damn property." "I can call the cops and have you arrested right now." "You're not allowed to take it… That's our policy." "That is not store policy." Then he gets on the phone and asks for TWO officers. If a store throws it in the trash, is it still theirs, or should anyone be allowed to take it?
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Wheelz, here's some math to help you out. The top is where speed matters most. Too slow up there and you lose contact with the track. This loop looks like about a 10 ft radius, which puts the theoretical minimum around 12 mph at the very top, upside down. The catch is getting there. The top is 20 feet up, and climbing it cuts your speed by more than half, so you need about 27 mph at the bottom just to have 12 left at the top. That's assuming a perfect circle, no friction, and no added power on the climb. Real life always takes its cut. The loop doesn't care how brave you are.
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Make November count to save our country. Make sure you vote.
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With everyone so serious about midterms, let's have some fun. You can only save one. Which one of the three would you save? A) Zohran Mamdani B) Ilhan Omar C) The Dog
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Seriously... How bright do you have to be to know not to stop here...
If this had not been recorded on camera, the truth would not have been known...
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A 13-year-old boy was being forced toward a stranger’s apartment when Christopher Williams noticed the fear on his face. Then the man reached for a gun. Christopher knew he had to be careful, so he tried to distract him by asking for a beer. The suspect loosened his grip on the boy and invited Christopher inside. Once they were in the apartment, the man suddenly reached into a cabinet and pulled out a handgun. Christopher grabbed his wrist, forced the gun down and told the boy to run. The teenager escaped, and Christopher got out moments later. Police arrested the suspect, and Christopher was later honored for stepping in. Because one neighbor noticed something was wrong and chose to act, that boy made it home safely.
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Holy Sht!!! Husband walks in, sees his wife is home, and immediately tries to throw her out so his “homies” can watch the game without her “ruining the vibe.” He says no. He grabs her by the face and neck. She tells him to pack his shit and that they’re getting divorced.
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21-year-old Allison Albro posted on Instagram that she was going to the Trump rally in Daytona Beach “so I can sh*t him with my glock” and told people to “wish me luck.” Cops showed up. She said it was “just a joke,” she doesn’t own a Glock.
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Holy Sht!!! Husband walks in, sees his wife is home, and immediately tries to throw her out so his “homies” can watch the game without her “ruining the vibe.” He says no. He grabs her by the face and neck. She tells him to pack his shit and that they’re getting divorced.
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Should they just burn this building down?!?!
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Quinn Kenney was just 16 weeks pregnant when doctors diagnosed her with triple-negative breast cancer in June 2025. She was 30 years old. She went through 12 rounds of chemotherapy while carrying her son, then gave birth to a healthy baby boy named Pierson. After that came a mastectomy, more chemotherapy, and 30 rounds of radiation. For a while her family thought the worst was behind them. In April they learned the cancer had spread. Quinn wanted more time with her husband Michael and their two little boys, Kit and Pierson. Her family says she kept her faith, her humor, and her spirit until the end. She used to say she was born for her thirties. Her family wrote, “We just wish that she had been born for her nineties.” After a 17-month battle Quinn died on October 21, 2026, at the age of 31. Michael is now facing life without his wife. Kit and Pierson will grow up without their mom. Her family is gathering photos and memories so the boys can one day know more about the woman who loved them so deeply.
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A 5-year-old girl was kidnapped in broad daylight, and a 15-year-old boy jumped on his bicycle to chase the kidnapper. For the next 15 minutes, he followed the vehicle through the neighborhood, not knowing what the driver might do if he realized he was being followed. It happened in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. 5-year-old Jocelyn Rojas had vanished while playing outside her home, sending police, firefighters, and neighbors searching desperately for her. Among those helping was 15-year-old Temar Boggs, who had joined the search with his friends. While riding through the neighborhood with Chris Garcia, he noticed a maroon car making suspicious turns near police officers. The boys followed the car through the side streets until they got close enough to look inside. That’s when Temar spotted a little girl matching Jocelyn’s description sitting beside the driver. They began yelling and pointing at the car, drawing attention everywhere they went. Eventually, the pressure became too much for the suspect so he pulled over near the bottom of a hill, let Jocelyn out of the car, and sped away. The frightened little girl ran straight into Temar’s arms, telling him she needed her mother. He brought her to police, who helped reunite her with her family. Police kept pursuing and eventually arrested the suspect down the road. Temar was just a teenager riding a bike, but his determination helped bring a kidnapped little girl home. The world shares a lot of dark news about young men nowadays, it’s time we share some good news about them.
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Army Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia another loser cut loose. He apparently admits to leaking classified information. I have zero tolerance for these people. He should lose all military benefits.
I approve of this message by the Secretary of War Pete Hegseth. We need warriors not the rainbow coalition.
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Who is going to tell him? 😬🤷🏼‍♀️🤣
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An 8-year-old girl choked at lunch and ran through her school looking for someone to save her. Her parents just released the video, and they want answers. Adrian Thompson was eating in the cafeteria at Velma Penny Elementary in Lindale, Texas, back in April when she started choking. Surveillance video shows her going to an adult for help, then running down the hallway toward the nurse’s office. Someone eventually called 911, but by the time she reached the hospital, it was too late. She died the next morning. The Texas Rangers investigated and called it an accident with no crime committed. But her parents say the video raises serious questions about how long it took for anyone to act, and they’re calling for a new, independent investigation. Every adult in a school building should know how to save a choking child, period. Should every teacher and school staff member be required to train in the Heimlich maneuver?
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Election Night Space: Tuesday, Nov. 3. Starts at 6 PM EST Host: @realtommybib Co-hosts: @rdejay @TheFloridaMike We will have breaking election results and analysis. And a wide variety of Guest Speakers that you know and love. Who here will be tuning in? nitter.cf/i/spaces/1wGWjlXgPgZKQ…

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Trump To Hold Scores Of Tele-Rallies In Days Leading Up To Midterms conservativebrief.com/trump-… Trump is launching an aggressive final campaign push featuring tele-rallies across 19 states, allowing him to reach Republican voters around the country after canceling planned weekend appearances in Iowa and Kansas.
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A man sees a dad riding an ATV down the street with a toddler on his lap… and calls him out on the spot 😳 "You can't ride with a baby like that. That's illegal, man." "But we live right here." "I'm still gonna call the cops. That's child endangerment." Seconds later, they put the baby right back on and drive off. Is this dad endangering his kid, or is this just how a lot of us grew up and the guy filming needs to mind his own business?
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Water is the new toilet paper. In 2020 we stripped every shelf of toilet paper and nobody could explain why. This time there's a reason. In late July, crews in more than 30 Minnesota towns had to drive out and run their water systems by hand. Someone had gotten into the controls from somewhere else, and a hacking group linked to Iran's Revolutionary Guard took credit on Telegram. Within ten days the reports had spread to at least a dozen states. In Clayton County, Georgia, a pressure drop put nearly 300,000 people under a boil-water advisory, and the FBI warned that pressure loss can let untreated groundwater seep into the pipes running to your faucet. Then in August, Mohammad Reza Naqdi, a senior Revolutionary Guard adviser, said Iran hasn't even started the asymmetric part of this war, the part where we don't know where, when, or how it hits. He said that could mean war on Wall Street and in Manhattan. We hoarded toilet paper over nothing. How many days could your house go right now if the tap stopped?
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