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These days, #Twitter / X is as clunky as your mom's Windows Vista PC with 600 browser bars.

@BlizzardCS A novel way for @Blizzard_ent to save money would be to eliminate the ticketing system altogether. I am not convinced that the "Game Master Team" reads the tickets that they tardily shoot out canned responses to. My experiences with this customer support is abysmal.

The unforgettable @ScottThompson_ takes the stage as #BuddyCole in King at The Theatre Centre. Looking devastatingly fabulous as always-- but someone had better buy that tablecloth an iron, and maybe a real bar for Buddy. :*)

#Neurosurgery did not like it when I referred to them as “Bone Flaps-N-Harmony.” Please send help. #medtwitter

@GOtransit missing a train while standing on the platform because the conductor decided not to fully pull into the station for passengers to board seems exactly like the kind of shenanigans befitting your company.

@Apple ‘s #VoiceRecognition on their modern devices is embarrassing in the same way that the Apple Newton’s handwriting was back in the 90’s.

Toronto be like:

50 shades of #CodeGrey

For #NewYears2023, @TWRPband stunned the audience by introducing their newest, fifth member at the @OPERAHOUSETO. While their full name is unpronounceable with human anatomy, they go by the stage name "Angel".

It was recently determined that Cotton Eyed Joe was not, in fact, responsible for your difficulty in securing a marital partner.

Don’t just draw blood- illustrate it!

Meanwhile, on instagram.com/lickmylenscap , some Groove Crusaders are surfacing! More soon. <3 @TWRPband @DoctorSungTWRP

NGL, these 2022 fighting game player select screens are getting wild! @TWRPband @DoctorSungTWRP @CommanderMeouch @LordPhobosTWRP

I think that we can all agree that @TWRPband would totally demolish a cover of the hidden Windows 95 midi gem Passport.mid: youtu.be/cV9BtuPpW9w . This would fit right in with that Weather Channel realness.

Think “I decay” instead of “IDK”.

Incidentally, there are no "snow days" at the hospital. Trust me, I already asked!

I’m sorry, I thought that you said “fatten the curve.” Honest mistake!

Urban cityscape of @SickKidsNews at night featuring @VancityReynolds 's luminous ugly sweater.

I'm the one who turned off the break room tv.

Despite it being October, hospital administration decided that "Trick OR Treat" are not valid choices in the Emergency Department.