Lierre Keith

Sorry for the extended absence by the way. I've been living with the Inuit, eating their traditional diet of seal meat and cheetos for 3 mos

I heard that Juliette Niman quoted me at a @vegnews debate! I hate when mainstream greenies coop my ideas but leave out the genocide parts.

Agriculture is the root of all evil. Grass-fed beef doesn't count, shhh!

Eating oysters.

This "Permavegan" guy needs to stop distorting the truth with facts! http://tinyurl.com/y9fyhp3

Got a new leather douvet cover!

Why is @Vegansaurus following me? Are they questioning veganism & looking for insights into a more peaceful diet? Steak for breakfast btw.

Might catch a flight out to the seal hunt. I could learn a lot from the sealers about commodifying indigenous cultures.

@Tdavidrogers but I said it, it must be true!

@Tdavidrogers totally, I should have called my book "The Methane Myth" because that stuff doesn't even exist! Vegan scientists made it up.

All vegans are God-fearing lunatics who want to protect children from getting fat! http://j.mp/9rKeXl

A vegan caught me pouring melted butter into her lentil soup. She was furious, looked like she would punch me. Vegans are always so angry!

RT @Tdavidrogers: @Lierre_Keith Don't they use baby seal fat for butter up there? That would really help level them out.

There are two vegans here at DGR. They're really angry from lack of tryptophan. Might try to slip some butter into their food.

Enjoying Canada! Eating baby seal almost every meal.

Any permaculture gardeners need not reply to that last tweet.

My food builds topsoil, does yours?

If you're wondering about our plan to stop the tar sands, it absolutely doesn't involve killing workers and their families with longbows.

Landed in Ontario! In-flight wi-fi is awesome and totally in line with my stance against technology.

Headed to "Deep Green Resistance" in Ontario to chat with other white people posturing about committing genocide in the name of the Earth.