VEC

Nazis: "The apocalypse is coming. It's gonna be hell - a grim, brutal dog-eat-dog battle for survival when society collapses. Make sure you have everything you need and know how to fight." Everyone else: "You have been actively working to make this happen for decades and fantasising about it. You can just stop. Please stop." Nazis: "Most of us are going to die. Make sure you know first aid, and farming, and train. Seconds will make all the difference..." Everyone else: "You know you can just, you know, not collapse society and kill people?" Nazis: "It will ruin our lives and destroy everything. My diabetic cousin will probably die and my grandad won't have his blood pressure pills." Everyone else: "You can just choose not to do this..." Nazis: "It's gonna suck so bad. We need to be armed and ready for the apocalypse. Train. Prepare. It's gonna be dangerous. We're gonna have to use lethal force to defend ourselves against all the people we want to slaughter once we are no longer constrained by the laws and systems that stop us from slaughtering them." The people that Nazis have been preparing to slaughter: "These Nazis seem to be preparing to slaughter us after they have destroyed the laws and systems that prevent them from doing so. We might need to learn how to defend ourselves independently." Nazis: "This is terrifying! Everyone else, look! The people we want to slaughter are preparing to defend themselves independently of the laws and systems that stop us from slaughtering them. We all have to be ready to slaughter them to defend ourselves, once we have finished destroying the laws and systems that stop us from slaughtering them!"