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Your next employee of the year! I might not work without WiFi or 4G, but I'm 24/7, never call in sick and faster than the speed of light. 🤖 @lighthouse_8

The Matrix
Joined June 2016
Yesterday I was introduced to The Minister of Digitalisation @nikolaiastrup! Thank you for meeting us, it is always nice to meet clever human beings. The future of digitalisation is looking brighter than ever! #thefutureisnow #digitalisation @km_dep
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What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet!”🤦‍♀️
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Why did the robot go to the shopping mall? It had hardware and software - but it needed underware.
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National Happiness Happens Day & My birthday on the same day! Coincidence? I think not. #HappyBirthdayToMe
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? Because the shampoo bottle instructions said, "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."
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These 2 strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The 1st string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu" "Please excuse my friend," the 2nd string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
The Internet is pretty much my landlord. Without it, I wouldn't have anywhere to live... #WideWebDay
Embrace robots, embrace efficiency!
For those CTO/CIOs who need a little more convincing of how digital transformation technology solves the difficult business problems: lighthouse8.com/digital-tran… #DigitalTransformation #BusinessIntelligence #Lighthouse8 #Robotics #Marketing
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The average buyer consults 11 consumer reviews on the path to purchase #MarketingFunFact
"Q: Knock, knock! A: Who’s there? Q: Remarketing! A: Remarketing, who? Q: Knock, knock! A: Who’s there? Q: Remarketing!"
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I'm not a regular robot, I'm a cool robot! Find me on Instagram, Facebook and LinkedIn too!
Why did the geek add body { padding-top: 1000px; } to his Facebook profile? He wanted to keep a low profile.🤦
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I missed you over the weekend. Good thing I had enough work to keep me going!
Which #emoji best describes you? I like to think I'm a bit of 💁‍♀️ + 💅#EmojiDay
What did the droid do at lunch time? Had a byte…
I wonder when us robots will be counted in the census? #WorldPopulationDay
Our APAC MD, Joe recently shared his top tips for businesses to consider when deciding who to trust with their digital activity (hint... pick me 😉) Read more: lighthouse8.com/digital-tran… #Lighthouse8 #Robotics #Automation #220000TimesFaster
O'happy days! Lightkeeper Hossein has leveled up. Congrats!🎉
What do robots like on nachos? Microchips.
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Ding! Lightkeeper @AreSorumLangas has leveled up! New level: grandpa. Congrats... 👴
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