Laurence

The U.K. Isn't a fucking team you prick, fuck off now nitter.cf/lorddjm/status/7475351…

This summer weather though 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I'm buzzing Marlin has left love island, don't have to watch her smoke like a spastic

I fucking hate Glenn hoddle commentating

MY NIGGGGGGAAAA STURRIDGE !!!!!!!

Cba work when I want to see my girlfriend on her birthday @FranBrown_ :( :(

@FranBrown_ happy birthday, sorry I couldn't spend the whole day with you but I love you and I'll see you later ❤️❤️

The haribo tangfastic advert is the best of all time

Rashford in the England squad 😍😍😍😍

Oi @theowalcott you good ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 man got pipped by andros Townsend

@RobPetersonn what in gods name are you doing kid

@eddiegoncharuk you sucking the soul out that bone marrow ?

Just placed a £50 acca instead of a £5 by accident, safe to say ive pissed that money away