Vaya puta vergüenza. En esto van mis impuestos?
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23 Millones de visualizaciones tiene el #PañálDeSánchez.
Qué por qué lo llamo así?
Porque ayer se demostró que lo han puesto ahí para actuar cuando Sánchez la caga
Este hilo no llegará ni al 1% de visualizaciones, pero tú no te lo pierdas
El mayor Bulo de los últimos tiempos
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Vamos, @RafaelNadal!
As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.
Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I was stepping into your backyard, and you made me work harder than I ever thought I could just to hold my ground. You made me reimagine my game—even going so far as to change the size of my racquet head, hoping for any edge.
I’m not a very superstitious person, but you took it to the next level. Your whole process. All those rituals. Assembling your water bottles like toy soldiers in formation, fixing your hair, adjusting your underwear... All of it with the highest intensity. Secretly, I kind of loved the whole thing. Because it was so unique—it was so you.
And you know what, Rafa, you made me enjoy the game even more.
OK, maybe not at first. After the 2004 Australian Open, I achieved the #1 ranking for the first time. I thought I was on top of the world. And I was—until two months later, when you walked on the court in Miami in your red sleeveless shirt, showing off those biceps, and you beat me convincingly. All that buzz I’d been hearing about you—about this amazing young player from Mallorca, a generational talent, probably going to win a major someday—it wasn’t just hype.
We were both at the start of our journey and it’s one we ended up taking together. Twenty years later, Rafa, I have to say: What an incredible run you’ve had. Including 14 French Opens—historic! You made Spain proud... you made the whole tennis world proud.
I keep thinking about the memories we’ve shared. Promoting the sport together. Playing that match on half-grass, half-clay. Breaking the all-time attendance record by playing in front of more than 50,000 fans in Cape Town, South Africa. Always cracking each other up. Wearing each other out on the court and then, sometimes, almost literally having to hold each other up during trophy ceremonies.
I’m still grateful you invited me to Mallorca to help launch the Rafa Nadal Academy in 2016. Actually, I kind of invited myself. I knew you were too polite to insist on me being there, but I didn’t want to miss it. You have always been a role model for kids around the world, and Mirka and I are so glad that our children have all trained at your academies. They had a blast and learned so much—like thousands of other young players. Although I always worried my kids would come home playing tennis as lefties.
And then there was London—the Laver Cup in 2022. My final match. It meant everything to me that you were there by my side—not as my rival but as my doubles partner. Sharing the court with you that night, and sharing those tears, will forever be one of the most special moments of my career.
Rafa, I know you’re focused on the last stretch of your epic career. We will talk when it’s done. For now, I just want to congratulate your family and team, who all played a massive role in your success. And I want you to know that your old friend is always cheering for you, and will be cheering just as loud for everything you do next.
Rafa that!
Best always, your fan,
Roger
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I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, “That looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know what’s going on.” My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?”
2.5 hrs later, credits rolling, I said, “That was so good. I bet it won a lot of awards.” My husband, “It was nominated for 12 Academy Awards and won best picture, best actor, best costume, best visual effects, and best sound mixing. Ridley Scott was robbed of best director, but Steven Soderbergh won for Traffic, another all time great.”
Me, “I’ve never seen Traffic, what’s it about?” My husband, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN TRAFFIC?!”
Si está tía no cae, el sistema está aún más podrido de lo que nadie podía imaginar.
🔵 Comparecencia de Begoña Gómez en la Asamblea de Madrid
Síguela aquí 🔗 ver.abc.es/eth2c nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1gqGvNpem…
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—¿Cuántas cátedras extraordinarias hay en la Complutense?
—54
—¿Hay algún director de esas cátedras que como Begoña Gómez no tenga titulación superior, ni sea personal docente, ni tenga vinculación permanente con la Complutense?
—No
Begoña Gómez, Game Over.
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Ahora que salta el escándalo del Presidente de Loterías, conviene recordar el tremendo evento cósmico que sucedió en la bonoloto el año pasado.
LoL Soy un gan enamorados a las matemáticas socialistas
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🇺🇸 Hombre demuestra que si va a un evento de Kamala con una camiseta de Trump lo agreden, pero si va a un evento de Trump con una camiseta de Kamala sólo se ríen de él y no le pasa nada.
En la espalda de quién mamarracha? Del escolta dirás
Replying to @Manuelverh
Corrijo: El golpe ha sido en la espalda, no en la cabeza. Pero no cambia en absoluto el sentido de mi mensaje.
Te cito porque no puedo responderte. Yo desearía que fuera sábado de nuevo... Y volver a vivirlo todo 😇
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Nicholas Winton ayudó a 669 niños judíos a escapar de los nazis.
Pocos lo sabían
Luego, en 1988, mientras estaba sentado como miembro de una audiencia televisiva, de repente se encontró rodeado por los niños que había rescatado, que ahora eran adultos.
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El testimonio de este hombre es brutal. El okupa que asesinó a su hija tenía 14 antecedentes penales y cobraba una ayuda de 700€/mes. Este señor cambió el bombín del piso donde estaba el okupa y la policía le acabó deteniendo a él. Un sinsentido todo.
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❤️ Las bonitas palabras dedicadas a su hija Xana con las que Luis Enrique pone punto y final a su documental "No tenéis ni **** idea" en @MovistarPlus
👏🏼 ¡Es un ejemplo!
📻 #PartidazoCOPE
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''¿Yo me puedo considerar afortunado o desgraciado? Yo me considero afortunado, muy afortunado. Mi hija Xana vino a vivir con nosotros 9 años maravillosos''.
#LuisEnrique

























