Lindsey Broad

Please stop giving me target ads for bouquets of flowers that look exactly like Covid-19.

I can’t explain how but these cabinet appointments are very much like the casting of a high school musical.

Remembered this tweet I wrote 8 years ago but now I’m just like “well, forget AI regulations”

I wonder what JD Vance’s dreams are about

When I saw this tiny thumbnail on my Instagram explore page, I thought it was a quote from the Ballerina Farm follow-up article, if you want to know where we are in the discourse.

Was Blippi a UCB guy? I don’t have the fortitude to google this

I declare 2023 the year sherbert makes its comeback.

Ok, I feel like it should be illegal to do whatever @Madewell does to their mirrors. The number of times I have worn something out of the store and then been horrified to catch my image in the first non-Madewell reflection is embarrassing for both of us.

Just woke up and was making my coffee and loading my morning podcasts and genuinely had the thought, “I wonder if The Daily is gonna cover the Don’t Worry Darling premiere today?”

Did all these people go to Italy every summer before Instagram or is it like Easter where people only started celebrating Easter after Instagram made it a thing?

It speaks to my extreme nerves while appearing on one of my favorite podcasts that I didn’t mention ONCE that I TOO WAS BORN JAUNDICED! Thank god I made it out of the incubator for this therapy session with the lovely @alexsteed and my favorite American mind, @Remember_Sarah.

Nothing is creepier than people talking about The Unborn.

Remembering my 20s when I didn’t have kids or a mortgage so I would just get super fixated on one subpar aspect of my physical appearance for days at a time. Wild!

Doth protest too much, Florida.

I wish the journalists writing think pieces about the current agony of parenting small children reflected that parents who are frustrated by quarantine policies and those who are genuinely terrified of their kids getting Omicron are two very separate groups. @NYTParenting @romper

Where were you when you learned DJ Catnip’s name was actually Daniel

I think I need an omicron-specific mood stabilizer.

Is one of the symptoms of omicron having an episode? Because everyone I know seems like they are having, like, an episode.

I think everything as parents feels impossible right now because it’s all so unrealistic? When are we gonna get realistic?