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If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts

Boston, MA
Joined February 2010
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When the Red Sox bullpen blows the lead sometimes you just need a titty pic
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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Why does every ginger shot need to taste like someone pepper sprayed my throat?
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So many blue check accounts are posting: "may God have mercy on these plane crash victims souls..... but here's the full 90 second audio of them free falling and screaming for their lives!" Anything for engagement
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I appreciate the Lions beating the Vikings. Vikings simply are not good and should not be undefeated
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Every week in the NFL, a backup QB plays that I've never even heard of
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Ohio's Taint
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Me when Jay on #Traitors said he had a wife
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My prediction for tonight is Bryce Young will have more combined yards in sacks, INT return yards, and fumble return yards then he will passing yards
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Naz Reid not being injured yet not being played in the 2nd half is prime Vegas rigging. I hate the NBA
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BREAKING: MAGA provocateurs James O’Keefe and Cam Higby have been hit with FELONY charges in Minnesota! They allegedly impersonated REAL voters, dressed up as Muslims and tried to manufacture an election fraud scandal. The irony is absolutely staggering. These are the same people who have spent years screaming about election fraud, and now THEY are the ones facing felony election-related charges. You cannot make this stuff up. Hold them accountable!
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Rob on Love is Blind is every girl's nightmare. Yeesh!!!!!
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And Michaella has more patience than a nun
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FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱 BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
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I'm tired of these NBA blowouts. Impossible to bet props when they pull starters early in 4th
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I just learned this bar lifted their mask mandate for only Saturday nights. Which yes is the most popular night but these woke asses were so self righteous they werent willing to sacrifice one night a week to keep their favorite bar afloat. Selfish losers
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Fatse was tormented by Red Sox fans (mostly me) when the offense underperformed so now he decides to go to.....Philly. Guy is a sadist
The Phillies have named Peter Fatse hitting coach
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Working a catering event tonight and Loud Luxury is performing. Gonna be shaking my little booty while passing out lobster rolls
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Can AI hang my cureover?
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How do you miss a 25 yard field goal lmfaoooooo
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