Crooked writer calls soldiers good. But no one talks about sacrifices I make to be a tremendous success. TREMENDOUS!
Hardworking Dursleys send difficult child away- then don’t appear again until the end of the book. BAD AND CONFUSING
Pathetic Grendel still lives with his MOTHER. Hrothgar’s a BAD king who lets monsters into his country. NO ONE wins!
Winston Smith’s a disgrace to his party. Can’t trust a lying thought criminal. We've always been at war w/ Eurasia!
Wow, Lear is truly crazy and out of touch. And a BAD FATHER. Goneril and Regan will make Britain great again!
Emma lacks the experience and gravitas to be a proper lady. Not a good match for Knightley. SPOILED AND IMMATURE
Little bald Prufrock had his chance and blew it. Won't even dare to eat a peach. He’s a total loser!
Assumed this was about Rubio. Instead it’s a rich tapestry of love loss and terrible intimacy-BORING AND NOT FOR ME
Sad little man Gatsby can’t get anyone to like him. Maybe he’s not as rich as he thinks. NOT GREAT AT ALL
Not interested in @dalighieri’s midlife crisis-Your life may be hell but it doesn’t make you interesting. Pathetic!
