LittleLateOG

Sorry babe we just cant be together. I really like you and everything but you like me and honestly thats kind of a huge red flag

You like kissing boys, dont chyeah, Squidward?

my retinas are suffering from schizoaffective disorder

After a short tranvestigation it turns out my doomed yaoi ship was actually just hetslop

The last thing Abel saw before getting his shit bashed in with a rock

Sex 2: Anal Boogaloo

rub one out for the homie

Vein "The Cock" Johnson

Someone took my cart while I was turned around getting apples wtf is happening to this country

The mitochondria is the power bottom of the cell

My vas deferens have seperation anxiety since I got a vasectomy

Would you put your hand on the bears chest or the bears bellay

If you use a different cloth for your ass and your face in the shower youre not ensouled

Born too woke to be a chud Born too chud to be a woke Born just retarded enough to shitpost on twitter

Getting old is seeing in real time that George was basically the only normal member of the Filthy Frank crew and everyone else weren't doing it for the bit Besides Max and Chad, they're just Australian so it doesn't count.

HELLO MY NAME IS SVEN I AM AT THE BEACH

I love starting my day off right by hitting the gym at a nice and early hour, usually around 4pm.

The incubus I got addicted to my cock said he told his friends how good I am in bed and refers to me as his 'Big Muscular Boxer" and then told me he loves how big my chest is