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it’s killing me that they got nicki minaj wearing blue contacts were they like “all of our press secretaries have blonde hair and blue eyes so if u could just…”
the vet just called to discuss dallas’ appt with me and she was giggling like “he’s such clown, a silly pup” he’s just like me fr
Mayor of Simp City retweeted
JAY-Z SETLIST
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Crazy in Love
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Telephone
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911 (Dawn of Chromatica)
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Backseat
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Call Me Maybe
Julien
Party For One
Run Away With Me
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as i was waking up to 7-11 this guy had just been asked to leave i guess and he was yelling back at them like “im an american!! i can hold up a sign—” then as we made eye contact he finished with “goddamn mexican!”
on the phone with oomfirl and she asks her gf “babe is this a special rock or a rock we can throwaway?”
said rock:
dentist & her assistant were talking so much and i wanted to join so bad 😭 they were gossiping about the new residents, one of them had asked for a “senior” assistant and the dentist was like “oh, are they young?” and her assistant just goes, “no 👀”
