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5 year old who lost a tooth
Me: did the tooth fairy visit you?
Kid: yes!
Me: how’d you make out?
Kid: we didn’t kiss.
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Today my daughter was reunited with her best friend after being apart for a year. It was a really good day 🥺
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“I’m so filled up with love” - Joey, age 5 @LiveFromSnackTi
Best way to end my week ♥️
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My son just placed these dinosaur sugar cookies next to his chromebook and loudly announced “This is an emotional support snack”
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When children speak, we should seriously pay attention Here is a teacher’s from NYC @LiveFromSnackTi collecting wisdom from the wise. Some top quotes in @boredpanda post and on their account boredpanda.com/hilarious-kid…
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To all the teachers and educators out there, this is every kid when they see you again. (via @LiveFromSnackTi)
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2YO daughter to her Dad this evening:
NO DADDY, *you* are the princess and *I* am the super hero!
#GirlDads💙💪 @anthonyjackman
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My autistic daughter’s perspective on the world is👌
Daughter: how was your day?
Me: it kicked my butt sweetie
Daughter: well maybe you need to be nicer to tomorrow Mom then it won’t kick you so hard
new life goal: *be nicer to tomorrow*
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My 7 year old was tapping away on my Mac tonight and told me he was writing a book. I think you’ll agree it’s one hell of an opening.
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"I can't wait until I retire. Then I can watch TV whenever I want." -Hayden 8 yrs #ThingsKidsSay @LiveFromSnackTi
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I forgot my niece can’t really read yet. She sent me a picture of her nails and I texted back “cute” she go replied saying.. 😂😂😂😂 – at Philadelphia, PA
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My entire row on this flight had these in their seats. Jackson for president 2056!
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Does your little kid say the darndest things? Submit your favorite quotes to "Live From Snack Time". livefromsnacktime.com/
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No one:
My three year old nephew casually while walking by: “i love Danny DeVito.”
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My 6 year old son:
“Daddy, what movie is that with the guy doing the dab?”
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