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Joined February 2012
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For anyone that needs a HUG! 🫂
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Off to Vegas with of course @JetBlue 💅 Loving the app update!
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When I’m covering a poker tournament random times I think about those Poker chips.. can you even phantom how many motherfuckers have touched those poker chips? 😂
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Dear @KingJames Miami Beach or nah? #pullupshawty
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Papi really pulled a #hydrationbreak last night during sex! You know what, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 #worldcupshenanigans
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My top 5 random movies 👀 Selena Man on Fire Wall-E Memoirs Of A Geisha The Shawshank Redemption What’s YOUR top 5? Put me on to something 🔥
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My type of love language… I brought you a new camera!
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You can have my pickles!
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If you owe me some “Cutty” I’m cashing out this weekend… Hannnnnnnn 😩😂
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Watching “Jobs” the movie And this lame really kicked out his baby mama — like don’t do this to me. Smh 🤦‍♀️
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“You can have a million dollar move and a penny finish.” @anthonyedwards
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Getting drunk and going to the gym —- has become my definition of a lit Friday night
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I wish my godson lived in my state Sometimes I just be wanting to play catch 🥹
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I understand why Halle paid child support
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Ayyy… I’m just saying If the food is good - the food is good
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Things on sale sometimes end up costing a bit more — know what you shopping for
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Wally-world… Supercenter of course 💅
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Rejection is redirection.
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When I don’t wear a bra in public — I know I’m making some one day Grandma looking at me like… Damn that’s how I use to pull-up to Publix Back in my day “Yass Queen them thangs look great, enjoy them” 😂💅
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The thing about a breaking point is — we all have one! Some approach it with caution while others run right into it
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ICE killed a white woman… oh shit
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