@SaskioLoL Alt Here I tweet about League of Legends, and my life.
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined September 2016
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Saskio retweeted
dating an asian girl will make you better at league of legends
most girls will tell you “that’s okay babe, unlucky streak”
she rubs your back. tells you the matchmaking is rigged.
and you believe her. because you’re soft and it feels nice
queue with an asian girl and lose one game
she’s not rubbing shit
she’s pulling up the scoreboard
“why are you 4/7 on vayne”
“why did the enemy adc have 40 more cs”
“you’re dog shit and you’re not carrying hard enough”
no “unlucky”
no “your team was bad”
she looked at your opgg one time and now she knows more about your problems than your therapist
that’s not toxic. that’s straight toxic honest feedback
every other girl you’ve dated was a lulu main for your ego. shield, speed boost, die together in gold
you think you need a better duo. better teammates.
better matchmaking
NO
you need someone who looks at your 50% winrate and asks why you’re still breathing
soft girls keep you hardstuck
the asian girl who calls you dog shit at 2am is the one who gets you to challenger
Study the Saskio way
Thinking about that time we were walking to karaoke with Bonevoid and he told us to turn right on the corner.
We turn right and there’s 3 homeless people high standing there like zombies and Bonevoid immediately goes.
Never mind let’s cross the street. 😭😭
