@LocalCreature

don't look at me • they/them • hobbyist writer

Joined April 2016
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Can’t argue with that!
watching a YouTube essay and the narrator just said "And the proof? Well, it's in the pudding"
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Last night Sabrina had occasion to yell "Stop listening to Tonetta! Turn off Tonetta!" at me
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You will never get another Adorno, another Arendt, another Marx, another Jameson, hell another Auden or Sebald, without the university humanities. Do you want everyone but the rich to live an intellectually impoverished life? Do you want knowledge production to end?
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It is infinitely easier to walk away, to say fuck the university, but if you don't fight for it in this hour we will lose its potential as a public good forever. How much do ideas matter to you? How much does thinking, writing, seeing, listening and looking? Fight for it!
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looks like you pretty much covered it
How do we explain to younger generations that short sleeve tshirt over a long sleeve used to be so popular they used to make fakes which were just long sleeve tees with different sleeves stitched in to look like it's layered
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I understand the impulse to be like "this is about preventing women from going to college" and whatnot, but everything is actually just a scheme to pick your pocket
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me and who
could you imagine finding out your best friend Therese of Liseux thought you sucked and hanging out with you was her asceticism
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I like how The Americans was created by a former CIA guy who nonetheless wasn't really interested in making a "realistic" spy show--I think he said like "I wanted to use spies to tell a story about marriage" which is such a good mindset imo
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This show is so sexy, I wish there were a way to watch it without having to sit through ads every 5 seconds
if you want the touch her and you die trope done right watch the americans (he actually kills him)
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recess as in slides and monkey bars and hopscotch??😭
NO ONE TOLD ME AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOLS DON’T HAVE RECESS AFTER I WROTE IT LIKE 3 TIMES INTO MY FIC
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I hate being 37. Everything I do, it's like "Oh, you're a 37 year old man doing that?". Sorry, they shut down all the Elks Lodges or whatever the fuck. Let me live.
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Turns out of my very closest friends has, this whole time, been both a wordcel *and* a shape-rotator, and he explained basic functions of calculus to me the other day over the phone in such a way that I actually understood them for the first time in my stupid life
shape rotators vs wordcels in algebraic geometry
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locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes
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The idea that college is explicitly a job training center, with the trainee on the hook financially, is a horrifying thought.
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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This would be a lot cuter if a last minute train ticket weren’t $275
“Choo choo choo.” — Train
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Everyone who walks by my apartment presses their ear up to my door to listen for signs of life. The noises that I naturally generate are distressing so I’ve been trying to imitate the sounds of a beautiful life
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They are connected by a terrorist organisation called the Virginia Company which was formed to unleash senseless violence on North America 420 years ago, resulting in the creation of the hyper-violent religious fanatics we now know as "Americans".
My craziest conspiracy theory that I 100% believe is that the murder of Matt Shepard and the Columbine shooting are actually connected My belief is that they were both caused by a right wing terrorist organization established on the early Internet that still hasn’t been found
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4 years after pre-med, med students are just starting residencies, so how does that work?
This is bad….
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That's one of the things that makes me so, so angry about all this Vance went to Yale, even Trump went to UPenn They are playing you, and they delight in it, they think you are subhuman
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...Vance went to *Yale Law* but Ohio State undergrad and...there's absolutely NOTHING wrong with OSU, it's just that having just read that factoid I did laugh a little because this man is just so pathetic, so desperate to join this little club that will never ever ever let him in
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Remember George W. Bush's whole Texas yokel act? How it was so broad as to be vaudevillian? How everyone ate it up even though the Bushes are Connecticut WASPs and W went to Philips Academy and then Yale? Vile
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