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@LongLegs514

Sharing some of my unbothered, unhinged, and intrusive thoughts💭 You only meet three great women in your lifetime, who knows, she may be one of them✨️

 On a flight ✈️
Joined September 2010
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Our prime purpose in life is to help people. And if we can't help them, at the very least don't hurt them.
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Been back in Mtl for all of an hour and seen way too many feds on the road. Staying in tonight.
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At my big age, I can't afford no springs poking into my back.
FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) profile pictureFLEA 🇭🇹@babyibeenajointNov 6
First date and he pull up like THIS 😭🚗 Ladies, y’all getting IN or going HOME? 👀😂
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Did this white man just say Yalapeño...
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'97 Toyota Corolla. RIP Betsy.
🥶💙taee🎯 (@jovantaej009) profile picture🥶💙taee🎯@jovantaej009Nov 5
Ya first car was a ______????
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I don't want no soft hand man. Hard work, ruff up hands.
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Poor. A hungry belly. Gas will kill you every time.
Angela💙 (@amangieh) profile pictureAngela💙
@amangiehNov 4
What's more painful in life? 1.Being lonely 2.Being poor 3. Being Betrayed.
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sam 🍂@burritoprophetNov 4
how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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@peegzy1Nov 4
The dark side of pretty privilege is being lusted over not loved. People just want to sleep with you.
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Cause you are
Jose Suave🇧🇸😈♌️🦁 (@Jostro239) profile pictureJose Suave🇧🇸😈♌️🦁
@Jostro239Nov 4
Why y’all be moaning while suckin díck ? 😂
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@schiz04renicNov 4
they lied about aging because every year i get hotter, happier, and less willing to entertain bullshit
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Wtf the new Hunger Games are musicals. Ew. No.
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I thought this was the gathering spot 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@giftchijioke_Nov 3
You hop on Twitter and everyone is either depressed, horny or suicidal
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Level of confidence and they come with shit.
AMARA (@Amy_beke) profile pictureAMARA
@Amy_bekeNov 3
Idk why younger boys find older women attractive 😂
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Is this the first place you came?
Summer💋 (@kenz6y) profile pictureSummer💋@kenz6yNov 3
I just found out I got herpes 🥺
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And that's why from now on: I can't cook, drive and I'm broke. Help me or leave me alone. Logics.
LEX (@__lexxccc) profile pictureLEX@__lexxcccNov 2
At some point as a woman you gone have to say fuck them emotions and rely strictly on logic
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` (@wtfjossy) profile picture`@wtfjossyNov 2
i like twitter because it doesn't show me "people you may know"
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Tired my nigga, just tired.
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@BraceyoursefNov 2
WHAT IS IT CALLED when you’re not suicidal but JUST uninterested in living ?
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Alright, here I go... Fuck potatoes, marry pasta, kill rice.
ehz-ruh (@PhillyBeardBul) profile pictureehz-ruh@PhillyBeardBulNov 2
Fuck, Marry, Kill Pasta Rice Potatoes
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Y'all really be the chosen few, cause the rest of the world would implode with some of my thoughts.
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My parents.
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 (@chefsevenn) profile pictureChef 👩🏻‍🍳
@chefsevennNov 2
Write a sad story using 2 words.
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