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It cannot be overstated how culturally significant shut the fuck up holy shit poasting is. I dont think you could engineer a better anti-progressive memetic virus in lab if you tried.
lol rip bozo
agent of the antichrist being slimed by his own miserly decisions is really poetic
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Remember, Halloween isn’t about candy or costumes or decorations!
The true meaning of Halloween is rural chuds bullying effete school teachers.
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"Omg Zephyr is so cool"
"MCH dont make that face"
"Machinist is dead"
"Machinist got aura gapped"
Meanwhile Machinist getting new tools every expac:
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in the oversaturated market of Austen adaptations, netflix bravely asks the question: what if everyone in Pride and Prejudice were ugly?
i'm sorry singafren but these booktok women live in a comfortable suburban single-family home with a household income >$100k per year. They typically have 1-3 children and probably fuck their spouse at least once a week.
sorry you had to find out from me
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Yearly reminder to check your children's candy tonight! You never know what could be in there!
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Welcome to Trump’s America. You need to hand over your ID just to download a news app.
Apparently, this is what protecting freedom looks like now.
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app.
A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027.
Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely.
Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds.
reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
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Women everywhere in shambles
On the bright side, it's now a great time to pick up a fujo baddie in the manga section of your local Barnes & Noble
Buy the dip.
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